Put in a taller toilet or add a toiler riser.

It’s hard to imagine what office toilers from the “Mad Men” era would think of the place today.

Now to the Final Four comes Sampson’s admirable collection of grinders and toilers and rebounders, even after a region final went cuckoo and the Cougars had spent some timeouts conducting some family arguments in public.

Now two sets of farm toilers know the rarefied feeling, even if a pandemic mangled this Triple Crown path into Belmont, then Derby, then Preakness, sprawled across 15 yawning weeks.

At grocer Fairway Market in Manhattan’s Upper West Side neighborhood, shelves normally full of pasta, Oreo cookies, pasta sauce, crackers and toiler paper were depleted on Thursday evening.