“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Life sucks, and then you die...”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Now you know," I said lightly, and shrugged. "No one's ever loved anyone as much as I love you.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."
Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.
Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Why am I covered in feathers”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You could run from someone you feared, you could try to fight someone you hated. All my reactions were geared toward those kinds of killers – the monsters, the enemies. When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doing so would hurt that beloved one? If your life was all you had to give your beloved, how could you not give it? If it was someone you truly loved?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I was stronger than Edward. I'd made him say ow.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back."
Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?"
Leah and Jake stare at Seth.
Seth: "What?"
Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."
Jake: "On his head apparently."
Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."
Jake: "Lead paint?"
Leah: "Looks like it."
Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. Take everything I have.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused.
He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I'll meet you at the altar"
"I'll be the one in white!”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“What's so funny?" Bella mumbled.
"I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again.
"I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.
"S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.
Have you herd this one, Psycho?
how do a blond's brain cells die?"
She didn't say anything.
Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?"
She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.
Has she heard it?" I asked Edward.
No." He answered.
Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I'm not dangerous at all I never hurt Grandpa or Sue or Billy. I love humans. And wolf-people like my Jacob."Renesmee dropped Edward's hand to reach back and pat Jacob's arm.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“For one half second, I wondered what it would feel like to put my hand in the fire. What it would feel like when I burned....”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“By the way, I love you.”
“That’s why we're here.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“It was not going to be the end of the world. Just the end of the Cullens. The end of Edward, the end of me. I preferred it that way – the last part anyway. I would not live without Edward again; if he was leaving this world, then I would be right behind him.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Fire and ice, somehow existing together without destroying each other. More proof that I belonged with him.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You gonna back down so easy, little sister?. Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn