Pepsi Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: Uui Maaa PEPSI.

Ladka: Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du ? Girl: Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside. Naughty Girlfriend Boy Friend: Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho? Girl Friend: Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Jab Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun Boy Friend: You Naughty , Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai. Mard Hone Ke Fayde 1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti 2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai 3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai 4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai 5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai 6. And Above All Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar Enjoy Friends We Are A Man. Double Meaning Baat Bus Conductor: Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao. Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se chillayi: Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun. Sabhi logo Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi. Bhola Bandar Ek Bandar Ped Par Baitha Tha Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga Bandar: Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Par Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha Double Meaning Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagt a Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao? Ladki Sharam Ke maare: Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum. Pappu: Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi G anda Hai. Sayani Aurat Ek Lady Local Bus Me Khadi Hokar Ja Rahi Thi Achanak Apne Peeche Khade Ladke Se Boli Lady: Hill Kyu Rahe Ho, Thik Se Khade Nahi Ho Sakte. Ladka: Madam Woh Peeche Se Dhakke Aa Rahe Hain Lady: Kamine, 3 Bacho Ki Maa Hun Dhakke Aur Ghasse Mein Farak Janti Hun Teesra Dost Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Tha Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe The Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Ladka: Darling, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Aise Bahar Khade Rahenge Yaad Rakhna Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Tha, Par Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli Ladki: Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna Date Added -08-05-2011 Feelings Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom, Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim, Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom, Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool. Malik Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.

Ladka Bola: Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Ladi Gusse Se Boli: Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar Active Se Passive Mein Badlo Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haad so Ko Janam Dete Hai? Pappu: Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai Ladki Ka Dikhana Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha Golu: Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai? Pappu: Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa % Ek Aurat Ka Dukhda Ek aurat Dr Se: Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai Doctor Hairan Hoke: Arrey, Wo Kaise ? Aurat Rote Hue Boli: Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li. Biwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike 1st Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar) 2nd Roz Uske Dabane Chahiye, (Pair) 3rd Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Dena Chahiye, (Purse) Kya soch rahe ho ? Jo soch rahe the wo bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi Bra ki size Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi . Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Z ara Dukandar: Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai Bahu Ka Gussa Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha Saas: Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai? Bahu Gusse Se: Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise Saas Haraini Se: Kya Matlab? Bahu: Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarn a Padta Hai Pati Se Zagda Thanedar: Tumne Apne Pati Se Zagda Kyu Kiya? Aurat: Inhone Mujhe Office Se Phone Kiya Ki Tayar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Muze Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Muze Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Don o Tangein Khol Ke Bole April Fool !!!! Kamayi Me Hissedari Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai. Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago. Paise Chhupane Ka Tarika Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho? Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Ha i Dost Ko SMS Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhag Kar Gand Marwata Tha. Aisa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Kharid Liya. Kismat Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai. Chalu Baba Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli Lady: Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga? Baba: Pati Ko Layi Ho?

Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye Lady: Kyun? Baba: Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na Grah Parvesh Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha Saas: Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se: Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi Piche Kya Lagati Hai Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya Meena Hai Kya? Warden Ne Pucha Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo? Phone Wala Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi Husband,Wife Aur Sasural Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: Chalo Sex Karte Hain Biwi Boli: Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Ha i. Baba Ji Kya Hua? Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha Kya Hua Baba? Baba Bola Hona Kya Hai, 30 Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya.. Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? Patni Boli: Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya. Bache Ka Ticket Conductor To Lady Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao? Lady Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai. Conductor Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo Beti Chay Aati Hai Kya? Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: Beti Chay* Aati Hai? Ladki Boli: Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi. Connection And Handset Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se B ola: In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge? Time Ka Ganda Funda Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Tha Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte The Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi Usne Kapil Se Pucha: Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Tha? Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: 1955 Ladki Khush Hote Hue: Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex K arna Chahenge? Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Si rf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge Date added -12-04-2011 OSCAR Nomination 4 Best BlueFilms 1)Hasina ki Gand me Pasina. 2)Ghar me Sali to Puri Rat Diwali. 3)Fad k Panty Chodne de Aunty. 4)Pati Fauj me Biwi MAUJ Me Bus me Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: SAALE HARAAMI! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!? POEM

PAHALE JATI NA THI KEEL CHOOT MAI. AB CHUDTO CHUDTO BAN GAYI JHEEL CHOOT MAI. EK DIN NAHANE AAYA EK BHEEL CHOOT MAI. NAHATE NAHATE BAHA GAYA SHEKRO MEEL CHOOT MAI. JASE HI POLICE NE DEKHI DHEEL CHOOT MAI. TURUNT LAGADI SEEL CHOOT MAI. JAI HIND JAI BHARAT DOSTANA SPECIAL What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Gi rl...? .. . YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO"ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA" Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi. Customer Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai Ladki: Ek Condom Dena Dukandar: Kis Liye? Ladki Gusse Se: Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho Imaandari Ki Misaal Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega Mochi Ki Suhagrat Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha. Saheli: Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Dulhan Gusse Se: Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seel Kar Diy e Aur Bola, Aur Bata kaha kaha Fatti Hai? Jhanto Ki Safayi Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe The Saheli: Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai? Savita: Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti Saheli Hairan Hoke: Kyu? Savita: Mera Pati Baat Hi aisi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai Doctor Ki Advice Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola Dr: Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye? Savita Rote Hue: Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne Puchha Ladka: Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Shayar: Choot Is A Maal Nothing But Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Ch ode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal Computer talk Boy: Can I Touch And See Your Hardware? Girl: First Show Me Your Software Boy: Should I Install It In Your System? Girl: Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install? Date added - 29-03-2011 Ek Call girl ke tyohar Choot Chaudas Lund Panchmi Gaand Padwa Bhadwa Chauth Bobe-Mas Kamavasya

Fucker Sankranti Popat Pujjan Andhere Mein pati patni ki batein.. Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs Patni: Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo Pati: Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha. Patni: Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal De na Pati: Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya. Patni: Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do. Pati: Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Lagana Ye Kiske Bachhe hai ,mere ya tere Goverment Ne Elaan Kiya Ki Jiske 5 Ya Usse Jyada Bachhe Hai, Usko Rahne Ko Ek Gh ar Free Mein Degi. Santa Ke 3 Bachhe Thhe Usne apni wife se kaha.Ki Hamare Padosi Sharma Ji Ke 2 Ba chhe Mere Hai, Mein Unko Leke Aata Hun, Kam Se Kam Ghar To Free Mein Mil Jayega Santa Dono Bachhe Le Aaya Aur Ghar Aake Dekha, To Uske 3 Bachhe Nahi Hai Santa: Hamare Teeno Bachhe Kidhar Hai? Wife: Vo Jinke The Vo Vapis Le Gaye Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha Ashiq: Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai? Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai. Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai. Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai (45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Lit er) Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai. Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To (5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pad s, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00) Means Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Te re Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye Yamraj asks 3 ladies-Kabhi kiss kiya, 1st lady-Shadi se pehle kiya tha, Yamraj-Chal narak me. 2nd Lady-Shadi k baad kiya tha. Yamraj-Chal Swarg me 3rd lady-Kabhi nahi, Yamraj-Chal kone me ! Masum Santa Ki Tharki Girlfriend Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha GirlfriendKo Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli Girlfriend: You Want Anything Else? Santa Masumiyat Se: Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata Harami Naukar Ki Masoom Soch Madam Sahiba Bathroom Se Naha Ke Jaisi Hi Bahar Nikli To Dekha Ki Naukar Keyhole Se Usko Jhank Raha Tha Madam Guse Se: Kyu Jaank Raha Tha Tu? Naukar Masumiyat Se: Bibi Ji, Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Main Nahane Ja Rahi Hun, Tu m Doodh Dekhte Rahna Ladkiya Red Lipstick Kyu Lagati Hai? Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Kapil Ne Pucha Kapil: Baba Ji, Ladkiya Apne Honto Pe Red Lipstick Kyu Lagati Hai? Baba Ji: Arrey Moorakh, This Is To Inform, Stop, This Is Not The Right Hole.

Aankh Aur Choot Ka Rishta Aankhon Ko Kaajal Lagata Dekh Kar Choot Rone Lag Gayi Aankh Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: Bahan Ro Kyu Rahi Ho? Choot Rote Hue Boli: Arey Isliye Ro Rahi Hun Ki, Log Dekhnege Tujhe Aur Thokenge Mujhe Ladki Ki Muskurahat Par Ek Sher Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ek Sher Likha Hai Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe, Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe, Wo Chaddi Pahenne Hi Wale The Ke Hum Phir Se Muskra Bethe. Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai? Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Se Pucha: Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Cho ose Hai? Dusra Dost: Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga Pahla Dost: To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai? Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Tha. Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sat h Le Aya Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai Tota: Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana (In Hindi: Uth Sale Gaandu, Aa j Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana) Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha Kelewala: Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo Lady: Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai? Kelewala: 250 Rs Ka Ek Lady Hairan Hoke: Kyaaa???? Kelewala: Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand Kaamwali Bhi Kaamwali Hi Hoti Hai Naukrani Ko Ghar Ka Kam Karte Waqt Ek Condom Mila, Use Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha K i Ye Kya Cheez Hai.Socha Malkin Se Jake Puchti Hun, Shayad Use Pata Ho Kya Cheez Hai Naukrani: Bibi Ji, Ye Kya Cheez Hai? Malkin Ne Hairan Ho Ke Pucha: Tumhe Nahi Pata?, Kya Tumhare Yaha Sex Nahi Karte? Naukrani Ne Kuch Der Socha Phir Hairani Se Boli: Haan Karte To Hai, Par Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Lund Ki Khaal Hi Utar Jaye Ladki Aur Uska Jasusi Idea Ladki Ki Panty Kho Gayi, Dhunde Pe Bhi Nahi Mill Rahi Thhi. Usko Jasusi Movies Dekhne Ka Shok Tha, Usko Ek Idea Aya Usne Apne Kutte Ko Apni Choot Sunghayi Aur Chhod Diya Sham Ko Tv On Kiya To Uspe Ek News Aa Rahi Thhi. Aaj Ek Pagal Kutte Ko Goli Maar Di Gayi, Kyunki Usne 35 Logo Ke Lund Pe Kaat Liya Thha Subah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aaye To Use Kya Kehte Hai Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Pucha Bhakt: Baba Ji, Agar Subah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aa Jaye To Usse Kya Kehte Hai? Baba Saxidas: Simple, Kya Re Bhosdike Subah Se Kaha Gand Marva Raha Tha Uff Ye Condom Itna Tight Kyu Hai? Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai? Biwi Gusse Se: Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai? Ek Call Girl Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha Callgirl: :Baba Ji, Ye Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai? Baba Saxidas: Bachha, Tu In Chakkaro Mein Mat Padd, Yeh Sab Free Mein Chodne Ke

Bahane Hai Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai Baba Saxidas Bhakto Ko Gayan De Rahe The Bole Bachho Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai Ye Aaj Main Batane Jaa Raha Hun Baniyan Mein Kapda Jyada Hota Hai Aur Weight Kam, Aur Bra Mein Kapda Kam Aur Weig ht Jayada Hota Hai Gaand Par Shayari Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai Meri Gaand Par Main Fida, Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida, Meri Gaand Par Main Fida, Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida. Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida, Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda. Maa Baap Ka Sayana Beta Maa Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Se: Beta So Ja Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega Beta: Aap Logo Ko To Bas Chudayi Ka Bahana Chahiye, Bhoot Ne Yaha Aake Kya Maa Ch udvani Hai SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho? Ladka Ladki Raat Ko Phone Pe SMS Chat Kar Rahe The Ladki Ne Pucha: SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho? Ladka: Bedroom Mein Rajai Ke Ander Se. Ladki: Achha?? Waha Bhi Coverage Hota Hai Kya? Ladka: Kyu Nahi? Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Kar Rakha Hai Himesh Reshamiya Ki Biwi Ki Problem Himesh Reshamiya Ki Shadi Ko 3 Saal ho gaye Ek din Himesh ki maa ne apni bahu ko bulaya aur kaha: Beta, Good News Kab De Rahi Ho? Bahu: Maaji Khush News Kya Ganta Hogi, Aap Unhe Samjhaye, Har Kam Topi Pehen Ke N ahi Hota Wah Re Bete Aadmi Apni Naukrani Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Naukrani Ko Sawad Aa Raha Tha Boli: Aur Karo Aadmi Bola: Recharge Kharam Ho Gaya Piche Se Aadmi Ka Chota Beta Apna Lund Nikalkar Bola Beta: Daddy Chinta Na Karo, Abhi Vodafone Ka Chota Recharge Hai Apple Khane Ka Nuksan Doctor Kahte Hai Apple Khao, Par Baba Saxidas Kahte Hai Ki Apple Bahut Hi Khatar nal Chiz Hai Aaj Baba Saxidas Aapko Apple Khane Ka Nuksan Bateynge, Puri Detail Mein Apple Khane Se Vitamins Aayenge Vitimins Aane Se Jyada Takat Aayegi Taakat Aane Se Tum Kaam Jyada Karoge Kaam Jyada Karoge To Paise Jyada Kamaoge Paisi Jyada Ayenge To Bahut Si Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Mein Pad Jaoge Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Mein Pade To Sex Bhi Kiya Karoge Jyada Lakiyo Se Sex Karoge To AIDS Ho Jayega Aur Agar AIDS Ho Gaya To Maut Pakka Hai, Koi Bachav Nahi To Bacho Isliye Hamari Salah Hai Apple Mat Khaya Karo A Heart Touching Story Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise? Garib Ldka: Kyuki Bachpan Se Mere Pass Aur Koi Khilona Nhi Tha Forest Department Ki Taraf Se Best Message Forest Department Ki Taraf Se Best Message Pedo Se Bhi Utna Hi Pyar Karo Jitna Pedo Ke Niche Beth Ke Karte Jo 3 Pati Aur Unki Biwia Ek Baar 3 dosto Ne Car Kharidi Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The, 1st: Mere bv Ko Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki Vo Mera Lund Pakad Ke Bolti Hai Kon Sa Ge ar Daalu 2nd: Bas, Meri bv Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki apne hi Boobey Dabaa Kar Horn Baj

aati Hai 3rd: Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Meri bv Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki wo mera lun d pakad ke bolti he k Kitne Litre Petrol Daalu William Sexfear Ki Research William Sexfear Ne Kafi Research Ki Aur Is Baat Ka Pata Lagaya Ki Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi? Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 Goti (Balls). So Always Call It With Respect Langoti Oooh Were Going To Do It 5 Times? Ek 75 Yr Old Ki Shaadi 25 Yr Old Ladki Ke Saath Hoti Hai. Wedding Night Ko Buddha Ladki Ko Apni Paanch Ungliyaan Dikhata Hai Ladki: Oooh Were Going To Do It 5 Times?! Budha: No Darling. Choose Any 1. Difference Between Boot (Shoes) And Choot? What Is The Difference Between Boot (Shoes) And Choot? The Boot Accepts Only One Size. Whereas Choot Accepts All Sizes. Callgirl ko chut pe shampu aur Dettol lagate dekh kar saheli ne puchha- ye tum ky a kar rahi ho ? Callgirl- Diwali aa rahi hai, socha thodi si safayee kar lu. Ek sawal 14 FEB VALENTINE DAY ko log aisa kya karte hai ki thik 9 mahine baad 14 NOVEMBER ko Childrens Day manana padta hai. Ladki kipanty kho gayi usne apne kutte ko chut sungha di. Sham ko TV par news aa yi- 1 kutte ko 35 logo ke lund pe katne ke wajah se goli mar di gayee. One day Penis tells the balls- Tonight we are going for a party.Balls reply- You bloody fuckin liar, you always get inside while we are left outside. Santa 2 Biwi on suhagrat- Teri choot bahut loose hai. Biwi- Bhosdike lund bahar n ikalaur mere cash,car,LCD,AC,jwellery wapas kar. Santa Galti ho gayi mera lund h i patla hai. Question- Agar subah ka bhula sham ko ghar laut aaye To use kya kehte hai ? Answer- Kya re bhosdike, subah se kaha gand marwa raha tha. Santa K 7 bachho me se 1 alag hi dikhata tha.,p[ar biwi se puchh na saka.Lekin ma rte waqt Wo alag sa dikhane wala bachha kiska hai ? Biwi- Wohi sirf aapka hai.. A baniya do sex alternate days. His friend asks why not you do regularly. Baniya Replies : Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai! Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!! What is pure Hindi name of Condom?? Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi. Agar Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS Ka Pata Hota To Kya Hota?Arey Bhai Hona Kya Th ha,Jo Abhi Teen Bandar Baithe Rahte Hai Mooh, Kan, Aur Aankh Band Karke To Ek Au r Bandar Hota Aur Wo Apne Lund Pe Hath Rakh Ke Baitha Hota Aur Bolta Dont Fuck 7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe The.Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: Baba, La dkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai A man comes back from office to find his wife having sex with a stranger. He screams at her, What do you think you are doing? The wife stops and turns to the man in bed with her, See, I told you he was stu pid. Mariz To Dr: Mai Jb B Aaina Dkhta Hu Mera Lund Khda Ho Jata Hai. Dr: Ye Koi Bimari Nhi Hai, Tera Chehra Hi Chut Jesa Hai Ladki Apne Ek Male Friend Se Poochti HaiLadki: Jab Tum Su-Su Kar Lete Ho To Uske B aad Apne Lund Ko Kyu Hilate Ho? Ladka: Arey Hum Hilakar Use Yaad Dilate Hai Ki, Pappu Betha Uth Tere Jeevan Ka Ma qsad Sirf Peshab Karna Hi Nahi Hai 70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gaya Aur Pucha Budha: Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye? Dr: Dogy Style Budha Confuse Hoke: Aapka Matlab Piche Se? Dr: Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur Chaatna Is Saal Ka Sabse Ganda SMS. 1 Ldka Clas Me 1 Ldki Ki Gand Mein Ungli Dal Deta Hai

Ldki Muskra Kar Boli: Utni Hi Tatti Nikaalna Jitni Khani Ho Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti H ai. Girl: Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai Boy: Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke Girl: Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai Boy: Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya Girl: Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai Boy: Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta Girl: Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi Boy: Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza? Student: Tennis player. Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat? Student: Penis Player!! Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi? BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya Pregnant aurat ko dekh ker 1 ladki boli: Lagta hai makan ban gaya hai aur kiraye par bhi gaya hai. Pregnant lady boli: Mazdur free hai, bhejon kya??.? At mid-night, one man jumps in to the bed and starts making love. Ladies in bed said Jiju. Main didi nahi, aapki Sali hu radha. Man Ab kahe ki Radha jab ghus gaya aadha. SARDAR TO SHOPKEEPER: MERE SIZE KA CONDOM MILEGA? SHOPKEEPER: TUM ITNE BARE CONDOM KA KYA KAROGE? SARDAR: FANCY DRESS SHOW ME LUND BAN KAR JAONGA A girl to her friend: yar meri kamar dukh rahi hai? Friend: why? Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye.. friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo.. girl: me to kar lu lekin mere kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . . Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley AN English Woman asked 2 Punjabi women. Wat is ur daily routine ? Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna, saara din chulley te, te saari raat LULLAY te Girl:Meri Chot Main Ungli Dalo. Dusri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo. Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao. Boy: Nahi Bajti Girl:dekha Kitni Tight Hai. Ek Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola: Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi Kisi ne pocha kon dono? Wo bola: Uski Tangain 1st Girl to Another: Kal Sapnay main Muze koi chaku Maar raha tha 2nd Girl: Tu Darr matt,

Agar sapnay Sach hote to main Roz Pragnent hoti . Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari?? Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha, Police : ab Bacha kaha hai?? Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai. Boy2sales Girl: give a condom? salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl: Give him M size, wait.. Give L wait.. Give XL oh sitt Give me a tissue-paper. Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho. Girl to doctor - I have taken an I-pill by mistake. Now what should I do? Doc: Get ur self fucked within 72 hrs, otherwise the tablet will not work. Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar zyada excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar! SEX At 8-ignor it, At 18-feel it At 28-xplor it At 38-enjoy it At 48-pay 4 it, At 58-pray 4 it, At 68-beg 4 it, At 78 -Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari.. 1girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se maar raha tha! 2girl: Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta Boy: agar me tumhe kiss karke bhag jau to? Girl: to me aisa samju ki jo ladka pura paper complete kar sakta tha, lekin woh objective likh ke chala gaya Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke Utne NAKHRE BV Ke TV Chale REMOTE Se BV Chale NOTE Se CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB Jo CHEDA BV Ko, "BEGHAR" Hue JANAB" WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai. Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai! YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN, LADKO KO FASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN, YE HASINAYE PEE JATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN. A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN" After marriage : "GENTLEMAN" After ten years : "WATCHMAN" After twenty years : "DOBERMAN" One who smokes has a smoky heart, one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.

So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart! The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you.... SO, HELLO GIRL to BOY: I am radio My left boob is tuner n right boob is volume control. Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound! Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in...! Women r like net Virus: They ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student? A beautiful teacher. TC fined Ticket less girls Girl in pant was fined Rs 100 Skirt girl Rs 50 Mini skirt girl Rs 25 Next girl was fined Rs 0 why? u naughty she had ticket... Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo... 1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. The girl replies isme tere baap ka kya jata hai. Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI. DIFFERENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20 - DIN RAAT, AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT, AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT, AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT... BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMING PAR NAHI. Two girls returning from movie 1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye! 2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise? 1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai. Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, Wore It In Front Of Husband. Husband: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,

Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah Girl goes 2 Dr with mom Girl-Medical checkup krana hai Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka! Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye. Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"... BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao" A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai? Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai.. A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!! Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya? Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai? jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi! 3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne chat. 2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki). 3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!! A man was pressing lady s boobs in a crowded bus. Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta" Son Saw parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? Dad: teri maa me PETROL barh raha hun Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra. What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plays the role of draupadi in mahabharat? Duryodhan wld say, "pehle isko kapde to pehnao... tabhi to vastr haran karunga! Malika Sherawat at airportBhikari- Bahenji 1 rupaya dedo. Malika gave him 1000/- rupees.Tell why ? Pahli bar kisine Mallika Ko Bahan Bola. Teacher- Boys aapko Amir Khan aur Kajol Ki film FANNA se kya lesson mila ? \Boys- Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi, job hi mile phansa lo. Wife Ye aapki shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya ? Husband Main khud hairan hu , uss waqt to maine shirt utari hui thi Kisi K pas aane me waqt lagta hai. Kisiko apna banana me waqt lagta hai. Jab manga hamne aapko khuda se to usne jawab diya Anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai. What is the difference between wife and neighbors wife. Wife is a chocolate can h ave any time. Neighbors wife is like an ice cream , should have immediately. One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart. After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about what I have ta ught please ask." Little Johnny stands up and asks, "Teacher, does the heart have legs?" She replies, "no it doesn t. What makes you ask such a question?" He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad sayi ng SWEET HEART spread your LEGS" A Maharishi stated that (Kamasutra) sex is "Duty", if done with your Wife "Art", if done with your Lover "Education", if done with a Virgin "Business Transaction", if done with a Prostitute

"Social Work", if done with a Divorcee "Charity", if done with a Widow & "Sacrifice", if done with your own Hand! Raju Papa aaj se school me ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai. Papa Very good , lekin tum nunni kyo hila rahe ho ? Raju Homework mila hai. Husband to wife Did u have any BF before marriage ? Wife remains silent. Husband Mai iss khamoshi ko kya samzu / Wife Are count to karne do. Girls of 1995 Agar tum mil jao Zamana chhod denge hum Girls of 2009 Agar tum mil jao Purana Chhod denge hum 1 Call gal ki kavita Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gam hai zamane me Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gam hai zamane me Kabhi aa k dekho Chut fat jati hai din k 200 kamane me. Dawa aur daru me kya farak hai ? Dava is like GF comes with expiry date, and daru is like wife , jitni purani hogi utna sir chad k bolegi. Judge Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover ? Accused Your honour, its easier to shoot a woman once , than shooting one man ev ery week. 3 chuhe hath me talwar , gupti aur bandook lekar bhag rahe the.Sher ne puchha kya hua. Pehla chuha bola- baju hat lavade. Dusra ruka nahi. Teesra bola Jungle me kisine hathi ki maa chod di hai aur badnami hamari ho rahi hai. Har chand ka didar alag hota hai. Har jam ka nasha alag hota hai. Kisi 1 ladki pe zindgi barbad mat karna kyonki har ladki ka figure alag hota hai. Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the.Suddenly ladka bole--Kyu na hum shadi kar le ?Ladki boli--Madarchod, mazdoor ho mazdoori karo, Factory k malik banane ki koshish mat karo Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he s ees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors! Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch, Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck, Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck, Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck, All these r free but all depends on LUCK! A woman gave birth 2 6 babies n on seeing dis she got off d bed n slapped her hus band n shouted, I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..! Judge: Y do u want divorce? He: She doesn t satisfy me in bed She: The whole colo ny is happy, only this idiot has a problem! On a wedding nght a nervous Husband tells his Wife Im just 5 Ft 6 inches! & ur.. ? Wife: Forget the 5ft.Lets Concentrate on d 6 inches! Latest rhymes in SCHOOL... Twinkle, twinkle little STAR, I just went to ROYAL BAR . Quater rates r up so HIGH, So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!! Women is the best vehicle in the world. Front - 2 bumpers! Back - 2 bumpers! Self lubricating when hot! Monthly automatic engine oil change! Every type of piston fits! There are 4 ways to love: Hand in hand. That in hand. Hand in that. That in that. What is LONG & HARD, has a Hole at the TIP & when INSERTED into a WET, HAIRY and TIGHT HOLE, makes U feel better? . . . . . VICKS INHALER Cricketer describing a nude woman There is no cover, There is no extra cover, The re r 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, With little grass on pitch! Sex is good, sex is fine Doggy style or 69 Just 4 fun or getting paid everyone lo ves getting laid So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back Male Prayer As I lay her on the bed, I pray this girl give good head. Lick my boy and fuck me right, get my nut and say goodnight. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat s how u...eat an ice cream! Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi baat hai

1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai! Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli, jab Girlfriend na ho akeli, tab ragdo uski saheli, jab mile na uski saheli, to Zindabaad HATHELI Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. A Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz, i m still mourning my husband death, Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom So open your legs & accept my deep Condolence. 1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha: Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza? Ghareeb bola: Maza hi hoga Sahib Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay. 1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal or Viagra (sex tablet) Likh k di. Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q? Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..? Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali.. Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya Hajaam ne awaaz di. Beebiji saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai Whats Nasbandi.? Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi Jaate Ho Heera Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Phir Chodte Ho Randi Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal. Fact about cars ! agey wali seat pe bachhon ki wajah se hadsey hote hai, peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachhey hotey hain. Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage. BAI - After children. Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha . Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey. Judge-So You want divorce from ur husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon ? wife- No..I want divorce for attcking me every night with a DEAD weapon.

Example Of Re-Cycling? A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon After Bursting Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band Aap Ki Soch Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai? Socho ? ? ? Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar Police Wali Se Shadi Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha Dost: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat? Aadmi: Ghanta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya Dost Hairani Se: Abe Kiss Cheez Ka? Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke Jija Ji ke bare me Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aaya Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod Maa Hairan Hoke: Beta aisa Nahi Kahte Beti: Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi Tata Nano Ke Na Bikne Ke 2 Reasons Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai 1st Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit In To It. 2nd A Normal Woman Cant Be Made Pregnant In It. Ladies Learning Tennis Lady: I Want To Learn Tennis Coach: No Problem Mam, Just Hold This Racket As You Hold Your Husbands Penis Lady: Ok Coach: No No Mam, Get The Racket Out Of Your Mouth Maruti aur Nano Ek Baar Maruti Aur Nano Apas Mein Baat Kar Rahe The Maruti: Abe Yaar, Teri Aankhein (Headlights) Bahar Kyu Hai? Nano Rote Hue: Sali, Agar Teri Bhi Gaand Par Engine Rakha Hota To Tujhe Bhi Pata Chal Jata Pure Hindi Name of Penis? Baba Saxidas Se Ek Angrej Jo India Aaya Thha Aur Hindi Sikh Raha Thha Usne Pucha Angrej: Baba Ji, What Is The Pure Hindi Name Of Penis? Baba Ji: Mutra Nikasak Shishu Utpadak Aanand Dayak Charm Nalika Dost ki soch Do Dost Aapas Mein Kisi Baat Pe Ladd Rahe Thhe Pahla Dost: Yaar Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai Dusra Dost Bola: Haan Yaar Tu Sahi Bola, Tabhi Main Bhi Socho Ki Teri Biwi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Choomne Kyu Lag Jaati Hai New Generation And Shadi Ladkion Ki Shadi Jab Hoti Hai To Unki Friends Unki Suhag Raat Pe Apni Friend Se Kya Kahti Hain? 1980: Dulha Bhai Jo Kare, Unko Kar Lene Dena 1990: Jo Bhi Ho Bardaasht Kar Lena, Rokna Mat! 2000: Fikar Na Kar Yaar, Tujhe To Sab Pata Hai! 2010: Yaar Koi Naya Style Pata Chale To Mujhe Bhi Batana Plz Garib Ke Haal Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog Wife: Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai Husband: Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukh

ane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye Talaq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Haal Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi . Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan Patni Underwear Dete Hue: Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan Date submitted-31-3-2011 Aao baccho tumhe dikhaye ladki 16 saal ki. Chuchi uski moti- moti choot bade kmal ki. Ek haath me tel ki sisi ek haath me loda tha. Dekhne wale keh rahe the loda nahi hatoda tha. Jaliyan wala baag dekho jaha chudi thi XXXX , Jab chod rhe the angrejo ne chladi goliya .*some text omitted* Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one & writes: jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga... Ek Ladka Apne Papa k shadi ki video dekh kar bola Papa Mainu B Apni Shadi Pe item girls Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha. Papa:Kute De Putra O Teri Bua hai. Government Hospital ke Doctor aur Marij me kya similarity hai...? Doctor Nurse pe aur Marij Farsh pe marta hai..! 1 Bakri thi diwani si 1 Bakre pe wo marti ti shrmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrt i ti jab b milti thi photo tumhara de kr pucha karti thi-ye BAKRA kaha milega? GirlFriend Is Like PaniPuri, Always Testy. Lover Is Like Pizza, Hot n Spicy. Wife Is Like Dal-Chawal, No Other Option But Good 4 Health..!! Fathers day Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America? * * * * * FATHERs DAY ! Nobody Knows Whom To Wish. 2 nanhay sardaro me se ek ko khelte hue ek "condom" mila. wo bola-dhek mujhe ek bada sa gubaara mila. dusra sardar bola-ye to mere papa ki loli ka moja hai. A Song Land tum badhe chalo. Choot me ghuse chalo Samne darar ho, Gand ka pahad ho. Land tum ruko nahi, Land tum jhuko nahi. Chut charmara uthe, Jhant kasmasa uthe. Agni sa dhadak dhadak, Chut me sarak-sarak. Jab tak chut phate nahe,tab tak land hate nahi. Chut ko tu phad de, uske ander jhaad de. Land tum mahan ho, sarv shaktimaan ho. . Aap to CHOTE DON ho, Aap Ke Lund Ke Khade hone Ka intezaar to 11 Ladkion Ki Choot Kar Rahi hai, Magar Aap Ke Land Ka Khada hona Mushkil hi Nahi Namumkin hai. I bought 2 dogs named ASS & FACE ..!! I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u. On ce FACE died, i felt so sad becoz...whenever I see my ASS i remember ur FACE. Boy said 2 girl: "aa mere dil me aaja" Girl replies: "chappal utaru kya?" boy :chal pagli! ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja Girlfriend Dosto aaj hum 1 ajibo-garib prani k bare mein padenge.... Is jantu ka naam hai GIRLFRIEND Ji haan ! GIRLFRIEND

Ye aksar boyfriend k saath payi jati hai Inka poshtik ahar boyfriend ka BHEJA & WALLET hota hai Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte dekha jata hai Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA Shayar ka rona Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya . Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai? Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hai. A VERY FUNNY QUOTE : "Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, and, Go like a King..!!!"This slogan was written on a ... TOILET DOOR ;-) Santa ne hospital me pahli bar surgical glufs dekha. Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke b ad kahta hai"lag to CONDOOM hi raha he, lekin shayad DROPADI ke zamane ka hai" Girl: Papa, bhaiya ne aapko gaali di, BETICHOD. Father: Aane de saale ko uski beh en chod dungaa. Girl: Chalo papa rehne do, dono taraf se chudai to meri hi hogi. A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 chhed aur kar do. Doctor asked: why? Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon. Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that.. Everything in her life changed.. Except the SIZE of her skirt...!! Sham diyo se sajaye bethe hai,khushbu badan pe lagaye bethe hai,Hamari diwangi to dekho yaro,unko rat ko aana hai aur hum SUBAH se hi CONDOM lagaye baithe hai. LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS. Pagalkhana Amritsar ke pagalkhane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha aap mansik r oop se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyo he? Patient bola doctor me theek hoon p ar baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle maine ek vidhva se shaadi ki uski ek jawan be ti thi or mere pitaji ne us se shaadi kar li or phir meri patni mere pitaji ki s aas ban gayi kuch time baad mere pitaji ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri sotel i behen ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani k a pati tha ab mere ghar beta hua ek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen lag ti thi kyun ki woh uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf woh uski dadi lagti thi i s tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aap sochenge mere pitaji mere damad aur mein unka sasur or meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen yani mera beta mera m ama aur mein apne bete ka bhanja.. Doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup h o jaayo warna mein paagal ho jaunga.. Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bahut famous hai socho? Dimag lagao.... Are yaar, Rabry Devi ke Lalu Prasad. Suhag Raat pe dulhe ne dulhan ki ankh ko chuma Dulhan - ye kya Dulha - Ankh Zindgi ki kitab hai Dulhan - Niche library me aag lagi hae, tu kitaab me ghusa hai . Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bolakya tumhare paas aisa hai? " " Girl Salwar utarkar bolijinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti. Hindi k teachr ne medical store par sharmate huye Condom manga. "Shrimanji ek sugandit Virya Rodak Tel Yukt Prajanan Virodi kavach de dijiye

Gabbar- yeb fuddi muze dede Basanti Basanti:- bhenchodea Gabbra, jado da mainu chuk k liyaya hai hun tak ta do vari le lenda, eve nacha-2 k bund laini krti." Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage. marriage is a box of children. The children are future of India. So don t stop of kissing. Advaced Talk Little Boy: Dad How was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo ". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download... .. Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realized T hat Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete........ Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appea red Saying"You Have Got A Male" Father & son went to medical store. Father buy a pack of Condoms. Son- whats this Father- its medicine for killing rats. Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe! Bus Stop Gossip BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai. GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao char-char chale aate hain. Yeh Sangmarmar sa tarasha Gora Badan, Boond-Boond Pighalta Shabaab, Hoto se Lagake Dekho Kashish kaisi hai.. kambakhat ye "ICE-CREAM" Cheez hi aisi hai... Dad:BETA sasuralwale ghadi de to SUIT mang lena! Scooter de to CAR,Dukan de to MAKAN manglena. Beta-agar LADKI de to uski MAA manglu? New Year 1 ladki ko lagi thand usne nikala plastic ka land, Use lagaya thook me. phir dala apni chut me. shuru ho gai chudai 15 din pahle aapko "NEW YEAR" ki badahii.. Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bha go Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck. Ladki ka pyar Ek din aapki life me ek ladki aayegi jo aapko bahut pyaar karegi aapko pyaar se tauch karegi or aapko dher sari kiss kiya karegi or kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA. Date Added-29-03-2011 Jawani ki Yaden Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha A ur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain. DENTIST Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola Dr. Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu Lady: Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai Pyara Dost Apne Khas Dost Se Pyar Jatane Ke Liye Hamare Mashoor Shayar, Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai Pyar Nahi To College Bekar Love Nahi To Life Bekar Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar Aur Aur Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Lund Bekar

Indian Cricketers Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke P ucha Aadmi: Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi? Indian Players: Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu?? Aadmi: To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho. Hathon Ki Lakiron ka fayda Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha Bhakt: Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai? Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe Marketing funda Boss Ne Apne Sare Salesman Ko Bulaya Aur Announcement Ki Boss: Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega Salesman Khushi Se: Par Lund Chusega Kon? Boss: Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega Darling Ka Original Matlab Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne Puchha Bhakt: Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai? Baba Ji: Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti H ai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai Bhakt Hairani Se: Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai? Baba Muskurate Hue: Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling..Dal Ling Hijde Ka Gussa Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha Yaamraj: Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya Hijda Gusse Mein: Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Tha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai, Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai. Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche? Date added 16-09-2011 Baba Ji Ka Automattic Upaye Mausam: Baba Ji, Condom Laga Ke Hum Sex To Karte Hai Par Fir Bhi Bachha Ho Jata H ai, Kyunki Kayi Baar Condom Fatt Jaata Hai Baba Ji: Haan Bilkul Esa Ho Jata Hai Mausam: Baba Ji, Fir Is Cheez Ka Koi Solution Hai To Batao? Baba Ji: Hmmmm, Ek Kaam Kara Kar, 2 Condom Pahan Liya Kar, Aur Dono Ke Bich Mein Lal Mirchi Dal Liya Kar Mausam Hairani Se: Baba Us Se Kya Hoga Baba: Agar Bahar Wala Condom Fat Jata Hai To Vo Bata Degi, Aur Ander Wala Fat Jay ega To Tujhe Khud Pata Lag Jayega Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai? Baba Saxidas: Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kada k LIC Fund 3 Idiots In Different Languages: 3 Idiots In Different Languages: Hindi 3 Chutiye Gujarati 3 Gelchodya Marwadi 3 Bawli Gand Bangali 3 Bokachoda Sindhi 3 Chariya Punjabi 3 Behen De Lode Message From God A Very Important Message From God To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming Oh My God. Oh God. Oh My Good God

Will Not Be Considered As Prayer. Old Man & His Wife 70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife Old Man: Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls? Wife Replies: Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It Dhoti Ke 4 Fayde Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Dhoti (Lungi) Pahnne Ke 4 Fayde Hai Sardi Lage To Apne Uper Lelo Garmi Lage To Niche Bicha Lo Naukri Karni Ho To Pichhe Se Utha Lo Aur Agar Naukri Na Karni Ho To Aage Se Utha Loa. Date added 13-03-2011 Virginity Test Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint karo. Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya Oh My God, Colorful Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki. Aajkal Ki Ladkiya Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli Ladki: Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai Maa: Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le Ladki Hairani Se: Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi? Maa: Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi Pappu Ki Ladki Ko Offer Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu ke Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jy ada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: Achha, Isliye Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga? Pappu: Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do Aarti Aur Panty Mein Kya Similarity Hai? Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai Aur Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki S hanti Milti Hai. Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thi Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai Ladki: Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Cigarette Peena Chahte Hai Ladki Ka Jism Ladki Ke Honto Mein Jo Ras Hai, wohi Somras hai, Uske Seene Pe Jo Aam Hai, Wo hi Chaar Dhan Hai, Niche Jo Ek Wann (Jungle) Hai, Wo hi Vrindawan hai, Wann Mein Jo Dwar Hai, Wo hi Haridwar hai. Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai? Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai Teacher: Agar Sincerely Ki Jaye To Is Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai? Pappu: Madam Ji, Blue Film Ke Cameraman Ki Bar Girl Ka Dance Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping She Removes Her Top, More Claps Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ???? Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti) Taxidriver Aur Kiraya Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hi zda Tha. Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye Ladki: Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye? Driver: Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount). Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye. Ladka: Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai? Driver: Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).

Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga. Driver: Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja. Hizda: Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund. Photographer Ki Shaan Indian Marriges Mein Photographer Hona Bade Garv Ki Baat Hai Har Umar Ki Females Uske Aage Piche Ghum Ke Pyar Se Bolti Hai Aap Ne Meri To Lee Nahin. Meri Akeli Ki Lo No. Yeh Meri Friend Hi, Hum Dono Ka Ek Saath Lo. Please Ese Lena Jaisi Kisi Ki Na Li Ho Please Achha Sa Angel Bana Ke Lena Maja Nah Aya Please Ek Bar Dobara Lo Na Vakiye Aap Best Hai Bade Ache Tarike Se Li Dr Ki Bhool Ka Natija Ladki Pareshan Haalt Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli Ladki: Dr. Aapne Last Time Jab Mera Abortion Kiya Thha To Blade Ander Hi Bhool Ga ye Thhe Dr.: Oh!, I Am Sorry, Kuchh Hua To Nahi? Ladki Rote Hue: Mere 7 Friend Namard Ho Gaye, 12 Gunge Hai Aur 9 To Apni Ungli Ka tva Bethe Hai Naye Saal Ka Naya Updesh Girlfriend Chahe Jitni Bhi Chalu Kyu Na Ho Us Se Kabhi Relation Khatm Na Karo Kyunki Paani Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho, Par Aag Bujane Ke Kaam To Aata Hi Hai Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti Santa Apne Susral Gaya Aur Sasur Ji Ke Aage Rone Lag Gaya Santa: Sasur Ji, Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti Sasur: Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Ki Baat Hai, Yahan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khus h Thha Bechare Mishra Ji Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai A age Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke K uch Gunde Aa Damke Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli Beti: Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga? Maa: Kyuu? Beti: Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha LIC POLICYLIC ne nayee policy SEX policy nikali jeevan Sambhog , in partnership with Kamsutra condom & I-Pill.Punch line is Thokne k sath bhi,Thokne k baad bhi Baba Ji Ka Free Ka ChaskaEk Bikhari Type Baba Ne Callgirl Ko Choda Aur Chalne Lag aCallgirl Ne Piche Se Awaj Lagayi: Baba Paise? Baba: Chal Pagli Tere Se Thode Lunga Sabka Number Aayega Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye AurUsko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag GayeLadki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi: Kutto Kami no, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi ThhiGrahak Ne Pucha: Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?Callgirl: 500 Rs Garahak: Jhooth Mat BolCallgirl: Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi Arth Ka Anarth Ek Lift Mein Board Pe Do Notice Lage Hue The 1st: Ladies Ka Khas Khayal Rakhe 2nd: Ek Bar Me 6 Se Zyada Aadmi Na Chadhe Chudti Kanya Pe Kavita Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh, Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod, Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod, Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh, Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.

Tharki Wife Aur Uski Feelings Subha Subha Uthte Hi Wife Ka Sex Ka Mood Ban GayaUs ne Kambal Mein Se Haath Dala Aur Pati La Kund Pakad Kar BoliWife: Mere Laal Mere Sonay Uth Ja Na Husband: Tune Isko Choot Main Lena Hai Ya School Bhejna Hai Mechanic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Ek Mechanic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Thhi Par Mechanic Ko Kisi Kaam Se Bahar Jana PadaWife Ki Delivery Hui To Usne Apne Husband Ko Ek SMS BhejaWife: Mubarak Ho, Aapka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai Mechanic Ne Reply Kiya: Arrey Ye To Bata De, Natt Wala Hai Ya Bolt Wala? Ye Kya Hai? Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Uske Top Mein Se Right Boob Bahar Aya Hua ThhaEk Policeman Ne Usko Roka Aur Pucha: Ye Kya Hai?Lady: Hai O Rabba, Mun na To Bus Mein Hi Rah Gaya Daring Lines Written On The T-Shirt Of A Twelve Year Old GirlBoobs Coming Soon Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga? Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati HaiLad ki: Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?Baba: Tum Narak Mei n Jaogi Ladki: Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?Baba: Chalak Ladki, Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Ha i Rush In Bus, Ladka Gaya Fass Bus Mein Rush Tha, Ladka Ladki Ke Piche Khada ThhaBa ar Baar Ladki Se Touch Karne Ki Vajah Se Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya Thodi Der Baad Ladki Piche Ghumi Aur Usne Ladke Ke Gaal Pe Zor Ka Tamacha Maara Aur BoliLadki: Kaminey, Khud Ke Khade Hone Ki Jagha Nahi Hai Aur Tune Isko Bhi Kh ada Kar Liya Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Guss Ga yi.Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi Ill Wait Like This Till You Come Ek Fauji Ki Wife Ne Apni Kuch Nude Pictures Jisme in Vo Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bethi Thhi Fauji Ko Send Ki Aur Sath Mein Likha: Ill W ait Like This Till You Come Fauji Ka Reply Aaya: Its Ok, Par Bhenchod Ye Photos Kheench Kaun Raha Hai! Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi Kya? Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Ka rti HaiLadki: Ek Peg LaoWaiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai Ladki: Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?Waiter: Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Pa ise Kahan Se Nikalegi What Do New Ganeration Boys And Girls Like? What Do New Generation Boys And Girls Like?Boys: IPLGirls: I-Pills Miss Call Aapne Ki Thhi Ek Baar Ek Ladka Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Ladki Ki Gaand Mein Un gli Deke Baag GayaLadki Ne Piche Mudd Ke Dekha Ek Budha Aa Raha Tha Ladki Ne Budhe Se Kaha: Baba Miss Call Aapne Kiya?Budde Ne Apni Dhoti Utha Di Aur Bola: Beti Meri Validity Hi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Izzat Loot Li Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se Bola Ramu: Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot LiThakur: To Main Kya Karun?Ramu: Bahur ani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment? Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye,Bra Utar Kar Boobs Dabwaye ,Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye,Andar Jaaye To Once More Chillaye,Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye. Hey Bhagwan Itni Mehngayi Ho Gayi Hai Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Gh ar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le AyaGhar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se PuchaPatni: Ye Cond om Kitne Ka Hai?Husband: 10 Rupe KaPatni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main S aatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche KaBacha Apni Teacher Se: Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti H ain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta HonMiss Gusse Se: Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafr at Hai Bacha: Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge. William Sexfears Golden WordsKitaab aur Taangein Kholne Se Pehle, Ungli per Thook Laga Lena Chahiye!(William Sexfear) Newtons 3 SEX LawsNewtons 3 Scientific SEX LawsA Hole Always Attracts a Pole.Length of Pole is Equal To Depth of Hole.Up Down Motion Releases a Lotion which increa ses Population without calculation Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai? Pappu: Papa Teacher Ne Ek Questio n Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke AanaPapa: Kya Question Hai?Pappu: Bollywoo

d Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?Papa: Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki BOL Se Khelne De , Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki HOL Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood What A Choot Sir Ji 3 Biwiya Apas Mein Sex Ke Bare Mein Batein Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Apne Pati Ke Styles Ko Explain Kar Rahi ThhiPehli: Janti Ho Mere Pati To Mujhe Ch odte Waqt Ungli Bhi Karte Hai.Dusri: Bus, Arey Mere Pati To Apna Hath Aur Pair Bhi Dal Dete Hai, Kabhi Kabhi To Apna Pura Sir Bhi Teesri Dheeee Se Muskrte Hue Khadi Hui Aur Apni Choot Ko Thoda Sa Jhatka Deke Bo liAye Ji Kitni Der Andar Rehoge Bahar Bhi Aa Jao Expression Of Boys When They See A Girl.. Expression Of Boys When They See A Girl ..Gujrati: Kya Laundiya Hai..Punjabi: Oye, Kya Changi Kudi Hai..Mumbai: What A B abe..Bihari: Madharchod, Chuchi Dekh Sali Ke.. Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thiLadka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se B olaLadka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex KiyaSex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan LoLadki: Kyu?, Kya HuaLadka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal PuchaAadm i: Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti HaiBaba Ji Ne Samjhaya:Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan GufaJahan Shri Lund Ji Maha raj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate HaiAur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Ha i.Usko Choot Kahte Hai? What A Girlfriend Boy In Very Romantic Mood: Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your BodyGirlfriend: No Thanks, I Already Have An Ass Hole. Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Kissa Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Uske Ghar Pe Suna Gaya KissaW ife: Meri Bra Utaro, JaldiSanta: Ye Lo Utar DiWife: Ab Meri Panty Bhi UtaroSanta: Lo Y e Bhi Utaar DiWife: Khabardar Agar Aaj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne. Ladki Badchalan Kyoun? Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Ek Ladki Gayi Aur Baba Se BoliLadki: I s Duniya Ke Bare Mein Mere Mann Mein Sawal HaiBaba: Pucho Bachha Ladki: Agar Ladka Kai Ladkian Chode To Uska Talent Aur Ladki Kai Ladkoon Se Chude To Badchalan Kyoun?Baba: Bachha, Kyonki Kai Tale Kholne Wali Chabhi Ko Master Key Kahte Hai Par Kai Chabhiyoon Se Khulne Wale Tale Ko Jhantu (Ghatiya) Tala Kahte Ha Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti HaiSuhagra t Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta HaiLadka: Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod D unga Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake BoliLadki: Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega? Urdu name for condomPure urdu name for condom-Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat -Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal.Ab sikhe kuchh.Fugga Fugga Karte rahte ho. Ladki Bade Udas Mood Mein Apne Boyfriend Se Kahti Hai Ladki: Meri Rishta Aya Hai, Bahut Jaldi Hi Meri Shadi Hone Wali Hai Ladka: Wow, Tab To Hum Bina Condom Ke Bhi Sex Kar Sakte Hai Jab Wife Ho Out Of Control, Panty Tu Uski Khol, Chum Ke Tu Uska Hole, Daal De Tu Apna Pole. Land Ghusa,Chuchi Daba, Gand Marke Bol Hole Is Well Ladki General Store Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai Ladki: Ek Sasti Si Brazier Dena Dukandar: Ye 100 Ki Hai Ladki: Or Sasti Dikhao Dukandar: Ye 60 Ki Hai Ladki: Or Sasti Dukandar: Lo 40 Ki Dekh Lo Ladki: Arey Aur Sasti Dikhao Dukandar: Oye Chotu, Madam Ko 2 Ice Cream Ke Khali Cup Aur Ek Dhaga De De Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

90 % Premi Sex Kyun Nahi Kar Pate? 1. Ladki Nahi Maanti . Nahi 2. Seriousness .. Bilkul Bhi Nahi 3. Sexual Disorder .. Arey Nahi Yaar Sala Room Hi Ni Milta, Sex Kare Bhi To Kahan Do Saheliya Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Thhi Pehli Saheli: Maine Ek Yoga Trainer Rakha Hai Doosri: Kitna Leta Hai? Pehli: Pagli, Arey Ye Pooch Kitni Bar Leta Hai Ek Bacha Kriyane Ki Dukan Pe Jata Hai Aur Dukandar Se Poochta Hai Bachha: Suji Hai? Shopkeeper: Haan Hai Bacha: To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke Agle Din Ek Aur Bacha Aata Hai Aur Poochta Hai Bacha: Suji Hai? Shopkeeper: Nahi Bacha: To Dukan Kya Maa Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola Jinn: Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa? Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya Mallika: Meri Pyaas Bujha Do Jinn: 7up Se Ya 7inch Se Kamwali Gusse Se Apni Malkin Se Kamwali: Bibi Ji, Aap Apni Saree Wapis Lelo Malkin: Arey, Kyu? Kamwali: Jab Bhi Main Ye Pehnti Hun To Sahab Aap Ko Samajh Ke Mujhe Chute Bhi Nah i Hai, Udhar Driver Aur Mali Meri Gaand Mein Ungli De Dete Hai Ek Bande Ko America Gaye Hue Kafi Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Achanak Ek Din Apne Ghar Fon Karta Hai Aur Maa Se Bolta Hai Beta: Maa, Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya Hai Aur Main Wapis India Apne Gaanv Aa Raha Hun Maa: Arey Beta Tu Wapis Mat Aayiyo Nahi To Sare Gaanv Ka Beda Gark Ho Jayega Beta Hairani Se: Maa, Wo Kaisi? Maa: Beta Jab Tu Vapis Aayega To Apni Biwi Se Sex Karega, Aur Teri Biwi Ko AIDS H o Jayega, Us Se Tere Bhai Ko, Tere Bhai Se Hamari Naukrani Ko, Naukrani Se Tere Baap Ko Aur Tere Baap Se Mujhe, Aur Beta Agar Mujhe Aids Ho Gaya To Samajh Le Pu re Gaanv Ko AIDS Ho Jayega Ab Sare Gaanv Ko Tu Hi Bacha Sakta Hai Lady Doctor Se Bolti Hai: Dr Saab, Koi Aisi Dawayi Dijiye, Jisse Mere Pati Ka Path ar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye Dr. Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Mas ala Bhi Piswana Hai Ldki2shopkepr: Shempu Dena. Shopkpr: Head Ke Balo Ke Liye Head & Shoulder Or Pan ty Ke Liye Pantene Du? Ldki: Garnier Dedo Gand Ke Bal Do Lungi Madam Ne Class Me Pucha: Dushashan Kon Tha? Santa: Chutiya Tha. Madm: Kyu? Snta: Sala Sadi Ko Khich Raha Tha, Utha Bhi To Sakata Tha. Pandit Ji Appen Dost Se: Maine Apni Wife Ko First Night Pe Hi Divorce De Diya Thh a Dost: Achha Kyu? Pandit: Yaar, Maine Rat Ko Uski Panty Ke Uper Label Laga Dekha Th ha, Tested OK Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai Girl: Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom H ai? Shopkeeper: Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du? Ladki: Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena Tata Nano Car Itni Jyada Nahi Biki Par Kisi Ko Iska Reason Nahi Pata Actually Me in Two Reasons Thhe Iske Na Bikne Ke Pregnant Woman Cannot Fit In To It Normal W oman Cannot Be Made Pregnant In Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Bra Lene Jaata Hai Budha: Bra Dikhana Bhaisahab Salesman: Size Kya Hoga? Budha: Size Ka To Pata Nahi Janab, Par Ha th Mein Pakdo To Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Insurance Karvane Jata Hai Insurance Agent: Hum Life Ke Sath Sath

Penis Ka Bhi Insurance Karte Hai Aadmi: Achha! Kya Aap Lu*Nd Kharab Hone Pe Isko Badal Ke Doge? Agent: Nahi, Par Jab Ye Kharab Ho Jayega Ya Kam Karna Band Kar Dega To Hum Aapki Wife Ko Free Service Provide karenge. Ladka Ek Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Waiter Se Bolta Hai Ladka: Ek Cup Esi Garma Garam Chai (Tea) Pilao Jo Sare Badan Mein Current Se Bhar De Waiter: Sorry Sir, Y ahan Gaay (Cow) Ke Doodh Ki Chai Milti Hai Malika Sherawat Ke Boob Ki Nahi 1st Girl: Yaar Kash Main Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun, 2 Mahine School Bandh 2nd Girl: Kash Main Truck Ke Niche Aa Jau To 5 Mahine School Bandh Ladka Fatak Se Bola: Tum Dono Mere Niche Aa Jao 9 Mahine School Band Ek Mariz Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai Marij: Dr Saab, Mujhe Ajeeb Beemari Hai, Main Jab Bhi Aaina Dekhta Hun To Mera Lu nd Khada Ho Jata Hai Doctor: Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Koi Beemari Nahi Hai Teri Shakal (Chehra) Hi Choot Jaisa H ai * A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable * A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive * Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective Teacher: Explain Sex Without Any Bad Word? Santa: It Is An Entry Of Polland Into Holland In Between Thailand When Man & Woman Bot Are In Nagaland. 1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui. 4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai! 3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi 1st: Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode 2nd: Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode 3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane.. Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe Maa Chod Do Saale Ki Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu Mai Hu Iski Maa Ek Bar Ek Baccha Apni Mummy Ke Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: Mummy Ye K ya Hai? Mummy: Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai Baccha: To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai? Mummy: Tune Uske Kab Dekhe? Baccha: Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai? Boys: Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..! Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai? Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage Ek Bande Ki Shadi Nahi Hoti To Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karta Hai Bhagwan Ki Aate Hai Aur Puchte Hai Tujhe Kya Chahiye Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do. Bhagwan: Moorkh, Uski Ek Saree 1 Lac Ki Hai, Tu Kharcha Utha Payega? Bhakt: Nahi, Koi Upay Bataiye Bhagvan? Bhagvan: Mallika Sherawat Gaanv Ki Ek Ladki Ki Shehri Babu Se Shadi Hui. Ladki Ko Sex Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Pata Thha Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Uske Sath Sex Kiya, Sex Ke Bad Ladki Ne Pucha Ladki: Ye Jo Aapne Andar Dala Thha, Ye Kya Thha? Ladka: Ye Mera Munna Thha Ladki: Aap Na Apne Munne Ko Bahar Hi Khilaya Karo, Andar Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bechar e Ne Ulti Kar Di Hai Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?

Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sa ko Aur Mein Le Na Saku Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: Le Meri Gaand Mar Le Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha. Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha Ladki: Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Ha i? Santa Bola: Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai Sardiyo Ke Mausam Mein 3 Dost Ek Hi Bed Pe Rajai Ke Ander So Rahe Hote Hai Bich Mein Leta Hua Ladka Piche Wale Se Bola: Yaar Mujhe Kuch Jyada Thand Lag Rahi Hai Piche Wala Dost: Ek Kam Kar, Agle Wale Ki Gaand Mein Lund Dal De Bich Wala: Oye Nahi Yaar, Agar Use Pata Chal Gaya To Piche Wala: Sale, Ek Gante Se Maine Teri Gaand Mein De Rakha Hai Tujhe Pata Chala , Jo Use Lagega Boy-Me tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakta hu. Girl-Achha to 5 vi manzil se kood jao. Boy- Jumps and dies MORAL-Chutiyapanthi se maut milti hai CHUT nahi. Girl to Jyotishi-Muze bhavishya dekhana sikhao. Jyotishi-Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao. Girl-Kya tum chodne wale ho ? Jotishi-Dekha , aa gaya na bhavishya dekhana. Aaj ka gyanOne who helps in removing Girls dress during sex,Never helps her putting dress ba ck after sex. MORAL-If you are SCREWED no one helps you. 4 girls in Interview Boss-Normally a woman has two mouths,tell me difference between them ? Girl 1-Sir one can talk,other can not. Girl 2-Sir,one is horizontal and other is vertical. Girl 3-Sir one is hairy and other is not. Girl 4-Sir 1 is for myself and other for my boss. Boss-U R appointed. Ek bachha 1 ladka aur ladki ko sex karte dekh leta he, Bachha-Muze bhi karne do warna apke papa ko sab bata dunga Ladka-Le yar kar le. Bachha kafi try karta he par uska khada hi nahi hota, Bachh a chaddi pehnate hueMa ki chut Duniyadari ki, me to shikayat hi karunga. Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Ha i? Doctor: Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak Lady: Wo Kyun? Doctor: Kyunki Us Waqt Compouder Nahi Hota Ladka Teji Ke Saath Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Ladki: Itni Jaldi Kyu Kar Rahe Ho? Ladka: Mujhe Darr Hai Kahin Tere Papa Na Aa Jaye Ladki: Tension Mar Le Yaar, Vo Teri Mummy Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahe Hai Wife: Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.Husband Hairani Se: Ye h Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho. Wife: Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha. Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai. Husband Garv Se Bola: Penis Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi Kyon Ki Computer Said: Your Password Is Too Short Different words after sex. Prostitute: Chal Bheedu, Paisa Nikaal. Girl Friend: Wow, Aaj Sachhi Bahut Mazza Aaya. Padosan: Ab Fir Kab Aaoge?

Wife: Ho Gaya Na, Abhi 3-4 Din Dobara Mat Bolna. Bacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua? Maa: Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rast a Banaya Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya Maa Boli: Betu Maine Tujse Kha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan RakhnaBeti Boli: Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li Ladka: Kash Mein Teri Bra Hota, To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta Ladki: Sale Kuttery, Mein Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti, Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jho ol Raha Hota Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha K i Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya Toh Patni Boli 5% Sharam, 5% Dard Or 90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye Ishq Key Sahare Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Gum Key Aansuo Ko Hum Piya Nahi Karte, Kuch Dost Gaandu Aise Bhi Hote Hain, Jinki Gaand Mein Jab Tak Ungli Na Dalo, Tab Tak Wo Humhe Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte Building Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Difference Between Friend And Best Friend Friend Says: Yaar Please Drive Safely & Slowly, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai. Best Friend Says: Tez Chala Bhonsdi Ke Sale, Aage Swift Car Mein Mast Maal Ja Rah a Hai. Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha Pappu So Gaye Kya Pappu: Daddy Kesi Baat Karte Ho, Mujhe Kaisi Neend Aayegi Daddy Hairani Se: Kyun? Kya Hua Pappu: Jise Pata Ho Uski Maa Chudne Wali Hai, Vo Kese So Sakta Hai Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga Ladke Se: Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho Ladki Se: Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake Damad Se: Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Sho r Karna Chahiye Bahu Se: Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote Agar Esa Hota To Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai Fooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti, Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost, Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai Ladki Hairani Se: Kya? Ladka: Anubhav Ladki: Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai Ladka: Kya? Ladki: Aatmavishwas 12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu P aida Hote Thhe? Aunty: Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha

Ladkiyo Ki Top 6 Readymade Lines Aage Se Ye Kabhi Nahi Hoga Main Single Hoon Vo Sirf Mera Friend Hai I Like You Main Tumhe Khona Nahi Chahti Main Sach Bol Rahi Hun Yaar Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha Achanak Pathan Bola: Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai Ladki Dar Ke: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa Pathan: Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliy e Esa Boli Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye Pandit: Beti Bra Pehna Karo, Jhukti Ho To Dhyan Bhatak Jata Hai Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nika lti Hai Ladki Sharmate Hue: Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na