Humphrey Partridge stood by the open door of the second

bedroom. There was a smile on his lips as he looked at the

empty bed.
'It's all right, Mother. Just the post,' Humphrey Partridge
called from the bottom of the stairs, as he opened the door to
the village postman.
'There's a package for you, Mr Partridge,' said Reg Carter,
putting his hand on the door. 'From a garden centre, it says
on it. Roses, I think.'
'Yes,' said Partridge, trying to close the door.
'It's the right time of year for planting roses, is it?
November?'
'Yes.'
'How's your mother?' Reg went on. He was in no hurry to
leave.
'Not so bad.'
'She never seems to get any letters, does she?'
'No. Well, when you reach that age, most of your friends
are dead.'
'How old is she now?'
'She was eighty-six last July.'
'That's a good age. She doesn't go out much, does she?'

'No, not at all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to leave to

catch my train to work.'
Partridge closed the door and called up the stairs,
'Goodbye, Mother. I'm off to work.'
On his way to the station he stopped at the village shop to
get his newspaper.
'Good morning,' said Mr Denton, the shopkeeper. 'How's
the old lady?'
'Oh, not too bad, thank you - for her age, that is.'
'Oh, Mr Partridge,' said Mrs Denton, 'there's going to be a
meeting in the village hall on Sunday, about-'
'I'm sorry, Mrs Denton, I don't like to leave my mother at
weekends. I'm at work all week, you see.' He hurried away.
'He lives for his old mother,' said Mr Denton.
'Well,' said his wife, 'she probably won't live much longer.
She's been in bed ever since they moved here. And how long
ago was that? Three years?'
'Three or four.'
'I don't know what he'll do when she dies.'
'Someone told me that he was talking about going to live
in Canada.'
'Well, I expect she'll leave him some money.'

When Mrs Denton expected something, everyone in the

village soon heard about it.
In his office that afternoon, Partridge was getting ready to
go home when the telephone rang. Mr Brownlow wanted to
see him. He hurried to his employer's office.
'Humphrey! Come in and sit down.'
Partridge sat on the edge of a chair. He was going to miss
his train. Mr Brownlow said, 'You know I intended to go to
Antwerp next week, for the meeting?'
'Yes.'
'Well, I've just heard that I must go to Rome tomorrow.
Parsons is ill and I'm taking his place. So I'd like you to go
to Antwerp on Monday.'
'Me? But what about Mr Potter? He has a more responsible
position in the company ...'
He's too busy. It will be good experience for you. So I'll
ask my secretary to change the tickets-'
'No, Mr Brownlow. You see, it's rather difficult.'
'What's the problem?'
'It's my mother. She's very old and I look after her.'
'Oh, it's only for three days, Humphrey. And this is
important.'
'I'm sorry, it's not possible. My mother ...'

There was a pause. Mr Brownlow was looking annoyed.

All right, then. You can go now, or you'll be late for your
train.'
Partridge looked at his watch. 'I think I can just catch it if I
hurry.'
'Oh, that's great!' His employer gave a cold smile.
'Mother, I'm home. It's exactly 6.35. I had to run for the
train, but I caught it.'
Humphrey Partridge hurried up the stairs, went past his
own bedroom and stood by the open door of the second
bedroom. There was a smile on his lips as he looked at the
empty bed.

It was Monday morning, and Partridge was making his

breakfast. He turned on his cooker and prepared to boil an
egg. It was an old cooker, but it still worked well.
He looked out of the kitchen window with satisfaction.
During the weekend he had dug the garden and planted all
the roses.
The door bell rang. It was Reg Carter, the postman, with a
big package in his hand.
'Sorry, I couldn't get this through the letterbox.'
Partridge could see that it contained more information
about Canada. He would enjoy reading that on the train.

'Oh, and there's this letter, too. But nothing for the old lady.
Is she all right today?'
'Fine, thank you.' Partridge managed to shut the door
behind the postman. He opened the letter.
When he saw what was in it, he sat down at the bottom of
the stairs, feeling weak with shock. He had won a large sum
of money in a competition.
'You wanted to see me, Partridge?'
'Yes, Mr Brownlow.'
'Well, be quick, then. I've just flown back from Rome.'
'I've come to tell you I'm leaving.'
You mean you want to leave the company? This is sudden.'
'Yes, I'm going abroad. To Canada, with my mother.'
'Well, you can go in a month: I need a month's notice.'
'Is it possible for me to go sooner?' Mr Brownlow suddenly
lost his temper.
'Yes! Go today!'
Partridge got home before lunch, feeling pleased. He had
telephoned a man who had agreed to sell the house for him;
and he had completed the forms necessary for living in
Canada. He opened his front door and called out:
'Hello, Mother. I'm home.'

He stopped suddenly as he saw Reg Carter coming out of

his kitchen. 'Good God, what are you doing here?'
'I was passing the house, and I saw the smoke.'
'How did you get in?'
'I had to break a window. I've called the police. I explained
it all to Sergeant Wallace.'
Partridge's face was white. 'Explained what?'
'About the fire. There was a fire, in your kitchen. You left
the cooker on, and the curtains were on fire. I was thinking
of your mother upstairs, not able to move. So I put the fire
out.'
'Oh thank you, that was very good of you.'
'Then I wanted to see if she was all right. I went upstairs.
All the doors were closed. I opened one - your room, I think.
Then I opened another. There was a bed there. But there was
no one in it.'
'No.'
'There was no one anywhere. The house was empty.'
'Yes.'
The postman stood there, looking at him. 'I thought that
was rather strange, Mr Partridge. You told us your mother
lived here.'
'She does - I mean she did. She died.'

'Died? When? You said this morning when I asked-'

'She died two days ago.' His face was red now. 'I'm sorry, I
can't think straight. It's the shock, you know.'
'I see,' Reg Carter said quietly. 'Well, I must go now.'

It was about a week after the fire. Of course, Reg Carter

had talked to Mr and Mrs Denton, and they had talked to
almost everyone who came into the shop.
Sergeant Wallace, the village policeman, had heard a lot of
strange stories about Humphrey Partridge. So now he had
decided to go and talk to him himself.
Partridge opened the door slowly, and the sergeant went
straight into the sitting room. It was full of boxes.
You're packing your books, I see, Mr Partridge. When are
you going to Canada?'
'In about a month.'
'And you're going to buy a house there, I hear?'
'Yes.'
'You're going alone? Your mother's not with you now?'
'No. She ... she died.'
'Yes. That's what I want to discuss. As you know, this is a
small place, and most people take an interest in other
people's business. I've been hearing some strange things

about you ... People are saying you killed your mother, to
get her money.'
'That's stupid! It's not true!'
'Perhaps. Let me ask you a few questions. First, when did
your mother die?'
'Ten days ago. The 11th.'
Are you sure? The 11th was the day you had the fire.'
'Sorry. Two days before that, It was such a shock ...'
'Of course. And so the funeral was on die 10th?'
'Some time about then, yes.'
'Its strange that none of the local funeral directors know
anything about it.
'I ... I used someone from town.'
'I see. And was it a doctor from town who signed the
document saying that she was dead?'
'Yes.'
'Do you perhaps have a copy of the document?'
Partridge looked unhappy. 'You know I don't.'
'I'm afraid,' the sergeant said, 'that that suggests there may
be something unusual about your mother's death. Now, if a
crime has taken place-'

'No crime has taken place!' Partridge cried. 'I haven't got a
mother. I never saw my mother. She left me when I was six
months old, and I grew up in a children's home.'
'Then who was living upstairs?'
'Nobody. I live alone. I always have lived alone. I hate
people. People are always asking you questions. They want
to come into your house, take you out for drinks. I can't
stand it. I just want to be alone!'
Sergeant Wallace tried to stop him, but now Partridge
couldn't stop. 'But people don't allow you to be alone! You
have to have a reason. So I invented my mother. I couldn't
do things, I couldn't see people, because I had to get back to
my mother. I even began to believe in her and talk to her.
She never asked questions, she just loved me, and was kind
and beautiful. Now you've all killed her!'
Sergeant Wallace took a moment to organize this new
information. 'So you're telling me, there never was any
mother. You didn't kill her, because she wasn't here. Hmm.
And how do you explain that you suddenly have enough
money to go to Canada and buy property?'
'I won a competition. I got the letter on the morning of the
fire. That's why I forgot to turn the cooker off. I was so
excited.'
I see.' Sergeant Wallace got up and moved across to the
window. 'You've been digging the garden, I notice.'
'Yes, I put those roses in.'

'You plant roses, when you're going away? Hmm!'

A few days later, there was exciting news in the village:
Partridge had been put in prison. And the police had dug up
his garden, and taken up part of the floor in his house ... But
they hadn't found a body. Then the news came that he had
been freed.
It seemed that his strange story to Sergeant Wallace was
true. There had been no one else living in the house. He had
won a large amount of money. And Partridges mother was
living in Liverpool, and had been in trouble with the police
on several occasions.
Partridge came back to his house and continued preparing
for his move to Canada.

Two days before he was going to leave, in the early

evening, someone rang his doorbell. It was December, dark
and cold. All the villagers were inside their houses.
He did not recognize the woman standing on the doorstep.
She was dressed in the clothes of a young woman, but her
face was old.
'Hello, Humphrey,' she said.
'Who are you?' He held the door, ready to close it.
The woman laughed. 'No, I don't expect you to recognize
me. You were very young when we last met.'

'You're not... ?'

'Yes, I am. Don't you want to give your mother a kiss?'
She pushed her painted face towards him, and Partridge
stepped back into the hall. The woman followed him in.
She looked at the packing cases. 'Of course, you're going
away. Canada, is it? I read about it in the paper. I read about
the money, too.'
'What do you want?' said Partridge.
'I've just come to see my little boy. I was thinking, perhaps
you should help your poor old mother now.'
'You never did anything for me. You left me.'
'That was a long time ago. Now I want you to look after
me in my old age. Why don't you take your old mother to
Canada with you?'
'But you aren't my mother.' He spoke quietly.
'Oh yes, I am, Humphrey.'
'My mother is beautiful and kind. She is nothing like you.
You are not my mother!' His hands were on her shoulders,
shaking her.
'I'm your mother, Humphrey!' She was laughing at him.
His hands moved to her neck to stop her words. They
became tighter and tighter as he shook her.

He opened his hands, and the woman's body fell to the

floor. Her mouth opened and her false teeth dropped out.
Next morning Humphrey Partridge went to the police
station to see Sergeant Wallace.
'Good morning, Mr Partridge. What can I do for you?'
'Sergeant, about my mother ... I just wanted to tell you ...
that I did kill her.'
'Oh yes, and then you buried her in the garden?'
'Yes, I did.'
'Fine.'
'I'm telling you I murdered someone, Partridge said.
'Listen, Mr Partridge, said the sergeant. 'I'm very sorry
about what happened, and you can have a little joke il you
like. But now I have other things to do, so ... 'You mean I
can just go?'
'Do. Please.'
'To Canada?'
'Anywhere you like.'
'All right, then, I'll go.' He left the police station. Outside,
Humphrey Partridge took a deep breath of air, and smiled.
Right, Mother. We're going to Canada,' he said.