Guion Green Book
Guion Green Book
Guion Green Book
Written by
BOBBY RYDELL
Thank you very much! Welcome to
Jules Podell’s Copacabana! I’m
Bobby Rydell and I’m happy to be
here!
(singing)
That old Black Magic has me in its
spell...
Lip trolls for customers who will tip him for a table. He
NOTICES...
LOSCUDO
Guard this hat with your life... My
mother gave it to me.
He winks.
COAT-CHECK GIRL
Yes, Mr. Loscudo...
CARMINE
Joey!
LOSCUDO
Hey, Carmine!
CARMINE
That’s not necessary...
LOSCUDO
Come on. You know I saw this kid
Rydell last year in Philly. Nobody
knew who he was.
CARMINE
Well they know him now...
They hug, then Carmine escorts Loscudo and his ENTOURAGE into
the main room. Lip approaches the Coat-Check Girl.
LIP
Gimme Loscudo’s hat.
COAT-CHECK GIRL
But he said...
LIP
I know, just give it to me...
He bangs her a couple bucks, she turns the hat over to him.
3.
PODELL
TONY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!
Everyone comes CRASHING out the front door. Lip throws the
Goombah down the steps to the street. He jumps up.
GOOMBAH
YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, YOU
PUNK?!
LIP
Do yourself a favor--go home with
your friends.
GOOMBAH
Don’t you tell me where to go! Do
you know who I am?! I’m goin’ back
in there!
LIP
Nah, you’re not.
The Goombah TAKES A SWING at Lip and it’s on. Lips KNOCKS HIM
ON HIS ASS, then jumps on him and starts to BASH HIS FACE IN.
SMASH CUT TO
(CONTINUED)
4.
CONTINUED:
LOSCUDO
I‘ll burn this place down! Where’s
my hat!
COAT-CHECK GIRL
I’m sorry, Mr. Loscudo, I went to
the ladies room, I was only gone a
minute...
LOSCUDO
Someone better find it!
CARMINE
It’ll turn up, I swear it’ll turn
up.
LOSCUDO
Really? You tell that fat Jew
bastard Podell that if it doesn’t
turn up, I’ll burn this place down!
You hear me? I’ll burn the Copa
down!
CARMINE
Jesus Christ. Loscudo is out of his
mind.
DANNY
We earned our money tonight.
(CONTINUED)
5.
CONTINUED:
CARMINE
Lip, I thought you were gonna kill
that guy.
LIP
Better him than me. What are you
gonna do while we’re closed?
DANNY
I don’t know. Maybe work at my
Uncle’s pizza joint.
LIP
(to Carmine)
What about you?
CARMINE
I’m gonna drink for two months.
JULES PODELL
Take me home, Lip.
LOSCUDO
My hat! Jesus Christ, if you had
tits, I’d kiss ya! How the hell’d
you find it?
LIP
Heard it was missing, so I looked
into it.
LOSCUDO
I wanted to kill that broad.
LIP
Wasn’t her fault.
JILLY RIZZO
Who had the balls to clip it?
(CONTINUED)
6.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Don’t worry about it, I took care
of him.
LOSCUDO
I hope you gave him some beating.
LIP
No, I can’t. It was my pleasure,
Mr. Loscudo.
LOSCUDO
Bullshit. And from now on you don’t
have to call me Mister Loscudo, ya
hear me?
Lip smiles.
Lip takes off a ring, his watch, places them on top of the
bureau. Empties his pockets of crumpled wads of cash.
DOLORES
‘Morning...
LIP
‘Night...
7.
CLOSE ON - A BLACK AND WHITE TV, THE YANKEES PLAY THE SAN
FRANCISCO GIANTS, GAME 6 OF THE WORLD SERIES.
JOHNNY
Come on, Roger! Hit one out!
RUDY
Be quiet, you’re gonna jinx it!
LIP
(sarcastic)
Johnny, think you can yell a little
louder?
JOHNNY
Maris is up...
LIP
Yeah, so am I now. What the hell
are you guys doing here?
JOHNNY
Figured we’d come up and keep
Dolores company...
BACK TO SCENE - Lip gets the point.
ANTHONY
(in Italian)
You shouldn’t be sleeping in the
middle of the day, leaving my
daughter here alone with these
sacks of coal.
NICOLA
(in Italian)
And why do you hire them to do an
Italian’s job? It’s a disgrace.
(CONTINUED)
8.
CONTINUED:
LIP
(in Italian)
I don’t know who they’re gonna
send.
BLACK WORKMAN
Thank you, ma’am.
Except Lip, whose eyes keep darting toward the GLASSES IN THE
SINK. Dolores comes back and Lip joins her in the kitchen. He
pours himself a glass of water, dips his finger in the sauce
she’s cooking. Dolores slaps his hand away.
DOLORES
Get dressed, Tony, we’re gonna eat.
Lip takes the GLASSES out of the sink, DROPS THEM INTO THE
GARBAGE.
CUT TO:
DOLORES
Bless us our Lord, for these thy
gifts, which we are about to
receive, from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen.
(CONTINUED)
9.
CONTINUED:
NICOLA
Salute.
DOLORES
If anyone hears about a job for
Tony, let us know.
LIP
(nobody’s business)
Dolores...
RUDY
What happened, you get fired?
DOLORES
No, Copa’s closing for repairs. He
needs something for just a couple
months.
JOHNNY
I’ll ask around.
NICOLA
(in Italian)
Mister big shot. Always spend,
spend, spend. No job, he gets
himself a new kitchen floor.
LIP
(in Italian)
Come on, Pop. The kids were gettin’
splinters in their feet.
FRAN
All the people he knows, he’ll find
something.
JOHNNY
He had a great job at the
sanitation department.
(to Lip)
You shouldn’t have punched out the
foreman.
LIP
He shouldn’t have woke me up.
Everyone LAUGHS.
CUT TO:
10.
CUT TO:
INT. GORMAN’S HOT DOGS - DAY
JOHNNY
I’m tellin’ you, this is gonna be
the easiest fifty bucks you ever
made.
FAT PAULIE
Johnny told me you ate forty-eight
White Castle burgers in one
sitting.
FRANKIE
Cheeseburgers.
FAT PAULIE
I don’t believe you.
LIP
What do I care if you believe me?
(beat)
Gorman, who’s got the record for
hotdogs here?
GORMAN
Fat Paulie. Fifteen.
JOHNNY
Why wasn’t Lip in on that contest?
FAT PAULIE
What contest? I was hungry.
(CONTINUED)
11.
CONTINUED:
GORMAN
Bet’s simple. Half a C-note. Most
hotdogs in an hour wins. With
toppings.
LIP
What the hell you weigh?
FAT PAULIE
Two-sixty.
JOHNNY
Aaaaay. Your left ass weighs two-
sixty.
FAT PAULIE
May my mother-in-law drop dead on
the spot if I’m lyin’.
LIP
Okay, you’re on.
SMASH CUT:
JOHNNY
Come on, Lip, pick it up! The baby
elephant just hit nineteen!
Lip sweats, slows down, looks like he’s gonna puke. The crowd
cheers as Fat Paulie calmly takes a big bite of another dog.
CUT TO:
Lip and Frankie ENTER. Frankie runs over to Nick who is doing
homework.
LIP
Nicky, you doin’ your homework?
(CONTINUED)
12.
CONTINUED:
NICK
Yeah.
DOLORES
Where were you?
LIP
Gorman’s. Fat Paulie bet me fifty
bucks he could eat more hot dogs
than me. He knocked off twenty-
eight. Guy’s an animal.
DOLORES
Are you crazy--you lost fifty
dollars?!
LIP
Dolores, please. I ate thirty.
Lip pulls out the winnings. She plucks the bills from his
hand.
DOLORES
Thank God. The gas bill came in
today.
LIP
Yeah?
INT. COPACABANA - DAY - SAME
Jules Podell sits at his table in the empty Copa. He sips a
cup of coffee as WORKERS clear tablecloths, flip chairs onto
tables, etc.
JULES PODELL
(into phone)
Hey, Lip, some guy called over here
-- a doctor’s lookin’ for a driver.
You interested?
INTERCUT CONVERSATION:
LIP
Yeah.
JULES PODELL
They’re interviewing guys tomorrow
afternoon. Here’s the address.
13.
Lip turns to face the BOX OFFICE MANAGER across the room.
LIP
‘There a doctor’s office ‘round
here? I think I got the wrong
address.
LIP
I’m here for the driver job. Tony
Lip.
LIP (CONT’D)
I should be on there.
(CONTINUED)
14.
CONTINUED:
AMIT
No Tony Lip. I do have a Tony
Val...Valle...
LIP
Vallelonga. That’s me.
AMIT
Fill this out while you wait.
LIP
What?
AMIT
Fill. It. Out. While you wait.
Amit hands him a clipboard and a pen, then Lip takes a seat
next to the butlers.
AMIT
Take a seat.
Lip sits in a leather chair and Amit EXITS. Lip looks around.
Never seen anything like it. Thirty-foot ceilings, giant
skylight, enormous French windows overlooking Manhattan.
VOICE (O.S.)
Mr. Vallelonga, sorry to keep you
waiting...
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m Dr. Donald Shirley.
(CONTINUED)
15.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Hi. Tony.
DR. SHIRLEY
Please, have a seat.
LIP
This is some place you got here.
LIP (CONT’D)
Them horns real?
DR. SHIRLEY
Elephant tusks. Yes.
LIP
What about that? That a molar?
DR. SHIRLEY
A what?
LIP
A molar.
LIP (CONT’D)
Like a shark tooth? Or a tiger’s?
DR. SHIRLEY
Um, no. It was a gift.
LIP
Oh.
(looks around)
I thought I was going to an office.
They said a doctor needed a driver.
DR. SHIRLEY
That’s all they told you?
Lip shrugs.
(CONTINUED)
16.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
Sanitation.
(beat)
Garbage trucks.
Off Shirley’s unimpressed look.
LIP (CONT’D)
Plus I drive my boss home at night.
I can drive anything.
DR. SHIRLEY
I see. What other experience do you
have?
LIP
I worked a lot of joints. The Wagon
Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa...
DR. SHIRLEY
In what capacity?
LIP
What do you mean?
DR. SHIRLEY
What did you do there?
Lip chews on that. You can smell the wood burning...
LIP
Public relations...
Shirley nods, understanding.
DR. SHIRLEY
Well, first of all, Tony, I’m not a
medical doctor. I’m a musician.
LIP
You mean like songs?
DR. SHIRLEY
Yes. I’m about to start a concert
tour, the majority of which will be
down South.
LIP
Atlantic City?
(CONTINUED)
17.
CONTINUED: (3)
DR. SHIRLEY
The deep south. We start in the
midwest, but then we’re taking a
hard left. Kentucky, North
Carolina, Tennessee, and on down
through the Delta.
(beat)
Do you foresee any issues working
for a black man?
LIP
No, no... ’fact just yesterday me
and the wife had a couple colored
guys over the house. For drinks.
DR. SHIRLEY
Oh, I see. You’re married.
LIP
Yup. Two kids.
DR. SHIRLEY
I don’t know if this is the proper
job for a married man.
LIP
Why, we bringing broads?
Shirley shoots him a look.
DR. SHIRLEY
My point is, you’ll be gone for
eight straight weeks--with no
breaks--right up until Christmas.
You’re quite sure you can leave
your family for that long?
LIP
Depends on what you’re paying.
DR. SHIRLEY
Ninety dollars a week, plus room
and board. But let me be crystal
clear... I’m not simply hiring a
chauffeur. I need someone who can
handle my itinerary. I need a
personal assistant. I need a valet.
I need someone who will launder my
clothes, shine my shoes...
LIP
Good luck, Doc.
(CONTINUED)
18.
CONTINUED: (4)
Lip stands, heads for the door. Shirley steps down off his
throne.
DR. SHIRLEY
Tony...
LIP
Look, I got no problem being on the
road with you. But I ain’t no
butler, I ain’t ironing shirts, and
I’m not shining nobody’s shoes. You
need someone to get you from point
A to point B? You need someone to
make sure there’s no problems along
the way -- and you going through
the deep South, believe me, there’s
gonna be problems. So if you want
me, it’s gotta be a buck and a
quarter a week. Or go hire the
little Chink that just pranced out
of here and see how far you get.
DR. SHIRLEY
Well, Mr. Vallelonga...thank you
for coming in.
CUT TO:
(CONTINUED)
19.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Bobby, give me a Rheingold. Ice
cold.
BOBBY
(concerned)
Mister Tony. Augie asking about
you.
CUSTOMER
Come on, I’m dying of thirst over
here!
BOBBY
Shut up, I’m talking!
He turns back to Lip.
LIP
When?
BOBBY
Now. He in his box.
Lip drains the beer, leaves the bar area, weaves his way
through the crowd to an ENCLOSED, PRIVATE BOOTH with a
curtain blocking the people inside. Lip hesitates, then opens
the curtain.
AUGIE
(intense)
Tony Lip. What the hell happened at
the Copa? I heard you split a guy’s
face open.
Lip shrugs.
AUGIE (CONT’D)
That guy you hit. He was one of
Charlie the Hand’s crew.
LIP
Then he shoulda known better.
(CONTINUED)
20.
CONTINUED: (2)
AUGIE
The Hand wanted me to look into it.
I spoke to Podell. Whole thing was
over a piece of ass, right?
Lip shrugs.
AUGIE (CONT’D)
A beef like that should never
happen in the club. They were out
of line. So we squashed it.
AUGIE (CONT’D)
Sit down. Have something to eat.
LIP
Thanks, but I already ate.
Augie chews away, not sure if he believes him.
AUGIE
You looking to earn some extra
scharole? I could keep you busy
while the Copa’s down.
LIP
What I gotta do?
AUGIE
Things...
LIP
Appreciate it, but I’m gonna spend
some time with the family.
AUGIE
Don’t be stupid. You can make a few
bucks, buy something nice for your
wife.
LIP
I’m good. I’m flush right now.
CUT TO:
21.
PAWN GUY
Here’s fifty. Give me sixty before
Christmas, you get it back.
LIP
(offended)
You got beak trouble, Charlie? Mind
your business.
DOLORES
So what happened with the doctor
interview?
LIP
He ain’t a real doctor, he’s a
piano player.
DOLORES
I don’t understand--why’d they say
he was a doctor?
LIP
I don’t know. I think he’s like a
doctor of piano-playing or
something.
DOLORES
You can be that?
(CONTINUED)
22.
CONTINUED:
LIP
I guess. He lives on top of
Carnegie Hall. You shoulda seen
this place, Dee--it was filled with
statues and all kinds of fancy
crap. And he was sitting on a
friggin’ throne all dressed up like
the king of the jungle bunnies.
DOLORES
He’s colored? You wouldn’t last a
week with him.
LIP
For the right money, I would.
Lip and Dolores are asleep in bed, the kids asleep in another
bed across the room. THE PHONE RINGS. Lip and Dolores wake
up. Lip looks at the clock--8 a.m. He answers the phone.
LIP
(into phone)
Hello... Yeah... Really?... Why?...
Okay, hold on.
DOLORES
Everything okay?
LIP
It’s him.
DOLORES
Who?
LIP
Dr. Shirley, the piano guy. He
wants to talk to you.
DOLORES
(whispers)
Me? What? Why?
(CONTINUED)
23.
CONTINUED:
DOLORES (CONT’D)
(into phone)
Hello... Good morning, Doctor, nice
to talk to you, too...
DOLORES (CONT’D)
(into phone)
Yes, that is a long time...
DOLORES (CONT’D)
(beat)
It is...Yes, I’m sure...Thank you
for calling...Goodbye.
LIP
What he say?
DOLORES
He wanted to know if I’d be okay
with him taking my husband away
from his family for two months. He
said he’d pay you what you asked
for.
LIP
It’s good money, Dolores. You know
we need it. I can’t be eatin’
thirty hot dogs every day.
DOLORES
I know...I said it was okay for you
to go.
EXT. LIP’S APARTMENT - MORNING
(CONTINUED)
24.
CONTINUED:
RECORD EXEC
Here’s the first half of your pay.
You’ll get the rest when the tour’s
over.
LIP
Uh-uh, I gotta get paid every week.
RECORD EXEC
Sorry, that’s not how the record
company does it.
LIP
Why the hell wouldn’t I finish the
job? I took it, didn’t I?
RECORD EXEC
Then you’ve got nothing to worry
about.
The Exec holds out the car keys. As Lip reaches for them, the
Exec pulls them back.
LIP
He’s not gonna miss any shows.
RECORD EXEC
Good. And you’re going to need
this.
(CONTINUED)
25.
CONTINUED: (2)
JOHNNY
(re: Caddy)
Madonne. This the new one?
LIP
The record company rented it.
JOHNNY
So what’d my sister say about you
being gone for three weeks?
LIP
Eight weeks.
Johnny smirks.
JOHNNY
Yeah, right. Ten-to-one you slap
the moolie out and come home under
a month.
DOLORES
Come here. Say goodbye to your
father.
Nick and Frankie run to Lip, hug him. They get emotional.
LIP
Stop that. You gotta be big boys,
take care of your mother...
(CONTINUED)
26.
CONTINUED: (3)
DOLORES
Did you go to the A-A-A for the
maps?
LIP
The record guy gave me maps and
directions with the itinerary
thing. And this.
Lip pulls out the small green book that the Record Exec gave
him.
DOLORES
(reading)
The Negro Motorist Green-Book?
LIP
Lists all the places coloreds can
stay down south. Like if you’re
traveling while black.
DOLORES
Traveling while black?
LIP
Yeah. Like if you’re black but you
gotta travel for some reason.
DOLORES
They got a special book for that?
LIP
I guess.
DOLORES
Did you pack an iron?
LIP
I ain’t lugging around no iron,
Dee.
DOLORES
How you gonna keep your pants
pressed?
LIP
I’ll put ‘em under my mattress.
DOLORES
I want you to write me a letter
every chance you get.
(CONTINUED)
27.
CONTINUED: (4)
LIP
Aw, come on, Dee, I can’t write
letters.
DOLORES
Take you five minutes. Promise me.
LIP
I can’t write, it’s embarrassing--
they ain’t gonna be no good.
DOLORES
It’s a lot cheaper than callin’
long distance, Tony. Promise me
you’ll write.
Lip SIGHS.
LIP
Okay. I promise. I’ll try.
LIP (CONT’D)
Yeah.
LIP (CONT’D)
Put this in the bank today.
DOLORES
I made a couple veal-cutlet
sandwiches for you and Dr. Shirley.
Be careful. I love you.
LIP
Love you, too.
DOLORES
You better be home at Christmas or
don’t come home at all!
NICOLA
(in Italian)
He who arrives late has no bed!
LIP
Bum a smoke?
LIP (CONT’D)
I’m Tony. You the band?
OLEG
(Russian accent)
Oleg. Cello.
GEORGE
George. Bass. And we’re not a band,
we’re a trio.
Lip opens the back door of the car. Shirley gets in. Amit
drops the bags he was carrying on the sidewalk. Shirley sits
in the back seat. Amit leans in, places a RED CASHMERE
BLANKET over Shirley’s legs.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you, Amit.
AMIT
Have a wonderful trip, Doctor.
Amit shuts the car door. The luggage sits on the sidewalk
between Lip and Amit. Lip smokes his butt, shoots Amit an “It
ain’t my job” look. Standoff.
Amit caves, picks up the three bags, one at a time, puts them
into the trunk. Lip SLAMS the trunk shut.
29.
Lip reaches into the brown paper bag, pulls out a wax-paper-
wrapped sandwich with “Tony” written on it, peels back the
foil. Veal cutlet and peppers sandwich on a loaf of Italian
bread. Still smoking, Lip starts to eat.
DR. SHIRLEY
Tony, when we arrive in a city, the
first thing I’d like you to do is
check the piano where I’m playing.
Make sure it’s a Steinway as per my
contract.
LIP
Every night?
Lip smiles.
LIP (CONT’D)
Well if you ever need any help with
that...
DR. SHIRLEY
I won’t. And ten-and-two on the
wheel, please.
Tony loses the smile. Shirley slides over in his seat so that
he’s directly behind Lip.
(CONTINUED)
30.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Doc, I noticed on the itinerary
thing there that the last show’s
December 23rd.
DR. SHIRLEY
Birmingham, yes. It’s a Christmas
show.
LIP
Any way we could hit the road early
the next morning so we could be back
home in time for Christmas Eve?
DR. SHIRLEY
We’ll see. Could you please put the
cigarette out?
LIP
Why?
DR. SHIRLEY
Because I can’t breathe back here.
LIP
What are you talking about? Smoke’s
going into my lungs. I’m doing all
the work here.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you.
Lip thinks about it, defiantly takes one long last drag off
the heater, then another, then finally FLICKS IT OUTSIDE.
CUT TO:
(CONTINUED)
31.
CONTINUED:
OLEG
(in Russian)
Everything okay?
DR. SHIRLEY
(in Russian)
Yes. Everything’s fine.
OLEG
(in Russian)
Good. We’ll meet you at the hotel
in Pittsburgh.
DR. SHIRLEY
(in Russian)
Make a reservation for dinner.
We’ll rehearse immediately after.
See you there.
LIP
(to himself)
Hell’s he looking at?
LIP (CONT’D)
You speak German, huh?
DR. SHIRLEY
That was Russian.
LIP
Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in
the army. I can pick up a little of
what you’re sayin’. Be careful,
Krauts are all sneaks. Kennedy
shoulda bombed ‘em when we had the
chance--plus now them Cuban
bastards.
LIP (CONT’D)
Where they going anyway? Ain’t they
supposed to be following us?
(CONTINUED)
32.
CONTINUED: (2)
DR. SHIRLEY
They have the itinerary. As long as
they make it to the shows on time,
I don’t worry and you shouldn’t
either.
LIP
(offended)
I ain’t worried about nothin’.
CUT TO:
DR. SHIRLEY
How is that?
LIP
Salty.
DR. SHIRLEY
Have you ever thought of being a
food critic?
LIP
Not really, but...why? Is there
money in that?
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m just saying, you have a
marvelous way with words when
describing food. Salty. So vivid.
One can almost taste it.
LIP
I’m saying it’s salty, and salt’s
cheatin’. Any cook can make things
salty. But to make it taste good
without the salt, with just the
other flavors, that’s the trick.
See, when you--
(CONTINUED)
33.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
We should be going soon if we
expect to get to Pittsburgh by
dinner.
LIP
You know, when I was in the army I
knew a guy from Pittsburgh, but he
called it Titsburgh because he said
all the girls there have big tits.
DR. SHIRLEY
That’s absurd. Why would women in
Pittsburgh have larger breasts
than, say, women in New York?
Lip shrugs.
LIP
‘The hell I know? Guess we’ll find
out, huh?
LIP (CONT’D)
By the way, when you hired me, my
wife went out bought one of your
records--’one about the orphans.
DR. SHIRLEY
Orphans?
LIP
Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids
sitting around a campfire?
Shirley has to think a moment.
DR. SHIRLEY
Orpheus.
LIP
What?
DR. SHIRLEY
Orpheus in the Underworld. It’s
based on a French Opera. And those
kids on the cover? They were demons
in hell.
LIP
No shit? Must of been naughty kids.
CUT TO:
34.
They’ve been driving awhile now. Lip starts to pull the car
over to the side of the road.
DR. SHIRLEY
What are you doing?
LIP
I gotta take a leak.
DR. SHIRLEY
Here? Now?
LIP
What, you want me to piss my pants?
Lip goes back, opens the driver’s side door and GRABS HIS
WALLET OFF THE DASH.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
35.
DR. SHIRLEY
Take this for any incidentals we
may need. If you want something for
yourself, you don’t have to ask me,
just make sure you keep the
receipts. When it runs low, let me
know.
LIP
Like you mean diction in what way?
DR. SHIRLEY
In the only way the word “diction”
is ever used.
LIP
(unsure)
Okay...
DR. SHIRLEY
Your intonation, inflection, choice
of words--
LIP
Ayyyy, I got my own problems, I
gotta worry what other people think
about the way I talk?
DR. SHIRLEY
There are simple techniques I can
teach you that are quite effective.
I can help you.
(CONTINUED)
36.
CONTINUED:
Lip is frustrated.
LIP
I don’t need no goddamn help. If
people don’t like the way I talk,
they can go take a shit.
DR. SHIRLEY
The profanity is another issue.
LIP
A fanabla, why you breakin’ my
balls?
DR. SHIRLEY
Because you can do better. And
here’s another thing--as guest of
honor, I will be announced when I
enter these intimate events. You
will be announced as well.
Vallelonga may be difficult to
pronounce. I was thinking “Valle”
would be more appropriate. Tony
Valle. It’s short and simple.
LIP
Nuh-uh. If they got a problem with
Vallelonga, they can call me Tony
Lip.
Shirley winces.
DR. SHIRLEY
These are genteel people. That might
be a little...worldly for them.
LIP
Then it’s Tony Vallelonga. All
these high-class people that are so
much smarter than me, with all
their intelligence and speakin’
abilities, you’re telling me they
can’t pronounce my name?
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m just telling you, Valle will
make things easier.
LIP
My last name is Vallelonga and I
ain’t changing it for nobody. They
don’t like it, they can shove it up
their ass--I’ll just wait outside.
(CONTINUED)
37.
CONTINUED: (2)
DR. SHIRLEY
A sound compromise.
CUT TO:
MC
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we
are privileged to present a great
American artist. He gave his first
public performance at the age of
three. At age eighteen, at Arthur
Fiedler's invitation, our guest
made his concert debut with the
Boston Pops. He holds Doctorates in
Psychology, in Music, and in the
Liturgical Arts, and has performed
at the White House twice in the
last fourteen months. He is a true
virtuoso.
LIP
Virtuoso--that’s Italian. Means
he’s really good.
BACK TO SCENE --
MC
Ladies and gentleman, please
welcome The Don Shirley Trio!
(CONTINUED)
38.
CONTINUED:
CUT TO:
Lip rolls again... FIVE AND FIVE! WINNER! CHEERS AND MOANS...
Lip grabs the pile of money.
BUSBOY
Shit! He won again!
LIP
Hey, it’s your dice, I’m just
having a lucky day.
CHAUFFEUR
Boss man’s callin’.
LIP
He ain’t my boss. I work for the
record company.
(CONTINUED)
39.
CONTINUED:
BUSBOY
(calling after him)
Come on! Give us a chance to win
back our loot!
LIP
Sorry, fellas, duty calls!
DR. SHIRLEY
I’ve been looking for you.
LIP
Sorry. The guys were having a
little game.
DR. SHIRLEY
If you need extra money, next time,
ask me.
LIP
It’s more fun winning it.
DR. SHIRLEY
What if you lost?
LIP
(smiles)
Craps and cards, I don’t lose, Doc.
I don’t lose.
DR. SHIRLEY
And stooping down in the gravel
throwing dice for pocket change
makes you a winner?
LIP
What are you giving me shit for?
Everybody was doin’ it.
DR. SHIRLEY
They didn’t have a choice whether
to be inside or out. You did.
(CONTINUED)
40.
CONTINUED: (2)
Shirley gets in, pulls the car door shut. Lip, embarrassed,
brushes the dirt off his pants.
LIP (V.O.)
(slow, simple)
Dear Dolores... How are you? I am
fine...
DOLORES
(reading)
“I’m eating real good--hamburgers
mostly--so don’t worry about me not
eating good. We are doing lots of
driving around, and we talk a lot
in the car. I saw Dr. Shirley
tonight play piano. He doesn’t play
like a colored guy. He plays like
Liberace but better and I ain’t
lying. He’s like a genius I think.
When I look at him in the rear-view
mirror, I can tell he’s always
thinking and working stuff out in
his head, I guess that’s what
geniuses do. But it don’t look fun
to be that smart. I miss you very
very much, Baby. Love, Tony. P.S.--
I told you I can’t write letters,
ha ha! Regards to your father and
brother. I’m going to get a haircut
tomorrow. P.S.--Kiss Nickie and
Frankie both for me.”
As Dolores smiles, we --
CUT TO:
41.
DR. SHIRLEY
Who is this?
LIP
What?
DR. SHIRLEY
On the radio.
LIP
Lil’ Richard.
DR. SHIRLEY
This is Little Richard?
LIP
Yeah, he’s good. Think you could
play somethin’ like this, Doc?
DR. SHIRLEY
(of course he could)
I don’t know. Sounds very
complicated.
LIP
Not Tony the Lip. Tony Lip--it’s
one word. I got it when I was a
kid. My friends said I was the best
bullshit artist in the Bronx.
(CONTINUED)
42.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
Why are you smiling?
LIP
Huh?
DR. SHIRLEY
You don’t mind that your friends--
the people closest to you--consider
you a liar?
LIP
(offended)
I never said liar, I said bullshit
artist.
DR. SHIRLEY
What’s the difference?
LIP
I don’t lie. I’m just good at, you
know, talking people into doin’
things they don’t wanna do. By
bullshittin’ ‘em.
DR. SHIRLEY
And you’re proud of that?
LIP
Well it got me this job.
CUT TO:
EXT. HIGHWAY - OHIO - DAY - LATER
The Caddy whips by.
INT. CADILLAC - DAY - SAME
LIP
You’re full of shit! You never
hearda Chubby Checker?
DR. SHIRLEY
Of course I’ve heard of him, I just
never heard his music.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
43.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY (CONT'D)
But I like this. He’s got a silky
voice... smooth.
LIP
This is what everyone dances to now --
DR. SHIRLEY
Eyes on the road please.
LIP
How about this? You know this song.
DR. SHIRLEY
I don’t think so...
LIP
How could you not know this music?
Chubby Checker, Lil’ Richard, Sam
Cooke, Aretha--these are your
people!
CUT TO:
Oleg speaks to Shirley through the back window. Lip exits the
store, lights a smoke, heads toward Shirley’s Cadillac. Oleg
goes back to his car. Lip gets in, starts the car.
(CONTINUED)
44.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
Before we pull out, Tony, we need
to talk. I just heard something
that disturbed me a great deal. I
gave you petty cash.
LIP
Yeah, so?
DR. SHIRLEY
Oleg told me what you did.
LIP
What I do?
DR. SHIRLEY
You stole a jade stone from the
store.
LIP
No I didn’t.
DR. SHIRLEY
He watched you do it.
LIP
I didn’t steal no stone.
DR. SHIRLEY
You picked it up and you put it in
your pocket.
LIP
Yeah, I picked a rock up off the
ground--I didn’t steal one from the
box.
DR. SHIRLEY
Why would you pick up a rock off
the ground?
LIP
‘Cause that ain’t stealin’. It’s
just a regular rock.
DR. SHIRLEY
(frustrated)
But why would you want a regular
rock?
LIP
(searching)
I don’t know, just to have. Like
for good luck maybe.
(CONTINUED)
45.
CONTINUED: (2)
DR. SHIRLEY
A lucky rock? Let me see it.
Reluctantly, Lip pulls out the JADE STONE.
DR. SHIRLEY (CONT’D)
I want you to go back and pay for
it.
LIP
I told you that Kraut was a sneak.
Rats me out for something I didn’t
even do.
DR. SHIRLEY
Pay for the stone, Tony, you’ll
feel better.
LIP
I feel fine, and I’m not paying for
no regular rock I found in the
dirt.
DR. SHIRLEY
Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga.
LIP
No.
DR. SHIRLEY
Tony, if you’d like, I will happily
buy you that stone.
LIP
Don’t bother. You took all the fun
out of it.
Lip sees the STAGE MANAGER off to the side of the stage.
LIP
Excuse me... I’m with the band.
STAGE MANAGER
You’re all set up.
LIP
This ain’t the piano, right?
The STAGE MANAGER approaches. This guy’s big, Duke Wayne with
a hammer holster.
STAGE MANAGER
That’s it.
LIP
This isn’t a Steinway...?
STAGE MANAGER
So what?
LIP
Dr. Shirley only plays on
Steinway-brand pianos. It’s in his
written contract.
STAGE MANAGER
Who’s Dr. Shirley?
LIP
Dr. Shirley--the Don Shirley Trio?
STAGE MANAGER
Does it really matter?
LIP
Yes, it does. It’s in his contract.
(CONTINUED)
47.
CONTINUED:
STAGE MANAGER
Come on, what’s the difference --
these coons can play on anything.
CLOSE ON OLEG AND GEORGE as they stop what they’re doing and
take notice.
LIP
But there’s garbage in this thing.
STAGE MANAGER
So, take it out.
Lip stiffens.
LIP
What’d you say?
STAGE MANAGER
You heard me.
LIP
Get a clean Steinway in here.
STAGE MANAGER
There’s no Steinway on campus.
LIP
Not my problem.
STAGE MANAGER
I bet there ain’t two Steinways in
the whole state of Indiana.
LIP
Then you better move your ass and
start lookin’.
Oleg and George exchange a glance. The Stage Manager puffs up.
STAGE MANAGER
Who you think you’re talking to,
greaseball?
DISSOLVE TO:
LIP (V.O.)
“Dear Dolores... This morning I had
steak and eggs. For breakfast.”
LIP (V.O.)
“The band has been playing at very
ritzy joints. Dr. Shirley and I are
getting along pretty good, but
sometimes I think he gets depressed
and drinks too much.”
LIP (V.O.)
“I never knew how very beautiful
this country was. Now that I’m
seeing it I know. You wouldn’t
believe how beautiful nature is--it
is as beautiful as they say. I wish
I had a camera and took some
pictures, they would be collector’s
items, I wish I knew how to
describe it to you.”
LIP (V.O.)
“And the traffic out here in the
country is nothing, which is fine
by me.”
49.
LIP (V.O.)
“Right now I’m eating spaghetti and
meatballs in a diner that tastes
like ketchup on Chinese noodles. I
miss your cooking...”
LIP
“We are heading down south now... I
will write you another letter when
we get down south. I love you...
Your husband Tony... P.S.--Kiss the
kids for me...”
On the radio, “WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOING ON,” Jerry Lee Lewis
attacking the piano.
LIP
Got any family, Doc?
DR. SHIRLEY
Not really.
LIP
Not really? Either you do or you
don’t.
DR. SHIRLEY
It’s a long story, Tony.
LIP
What, we’re in a rush now?
Shirley takes a BEAT, reluctantly opens up.
(CONTINUED)
50.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
I have a brother somewhere. We used
to get together once in a
while...but it got more and more
difficult to keep in touch. That’s
the curse of being a musician--
you’re always on the road, like a
carnival worker, or a criminal.
(beat)
It took a toll on my marriage as
well.
LIP
You’re married?
DR. SHIRLEY
Was.
LIP
Kentucky Fried Chicken... in
Kentucky! When’s that ever gonna
happen?!
(CONTINUED)
51.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m fine. Thank you.
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. CADILLAC - DAY
They’re back on the road, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
in the front seat next to Lip. He wolfs down a chicken leg as
he drives.
LIP
This might be the best Kentucky
Fried Chicken I ever had. But I
guess it’s fresher down here,
right?
DR. SHIRLEY
I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone
with your appetite.
LIP
No, I bought the bucket so you
could have some.
DR. SHIRLEY
I’ve never had fried chicken in my
life.
LIP
Who you bullshittin’? You people
love the fried chicken, the grits,
the colored greens...I love it,
too. The negro cooks used to make
it when I was in the army.
DR. SHIRLEY
You have a very narrow assessment
of me, Tony.
LIP
(pleased)
Yeah, I’m good, right?
DR. SHIRLEY
What? No. No, you’re not good,
you’re bad. I’m saying, just
because other negro people listen
to a certain kind of music doesn’t
mean I have to. Nor do we all have
to eat the same food.
(CONTINUED)
52.
CONTINUED:
Lip looks at Shirley in the mirror.
LIP (CONT’D
Whoa, wait a minute. If you said
all guineas like pizza and
spaghetti and meatballs, I’m not
gonna get insulted.
DR. SHIRLEY
You’re missing the point. For you
to make the assumption that--
LIP
Doc, you want some or not?
DR. SHIRLEY
No.
Lip takes another big, juicy bite.
LIP
Tell me that don’t smell good?
DR. SHIRLEY
It smells okay, but I don’t want to
get grease on my blanket.
LIP
Oooh, I’m gonna get grease on my
blankie--have a piece. It ain’t
gonna kill ya.
LIP (CONT’D)
Just grab it and eat it!
DR. SHIRLEY
No.
LIP
I’m gonna throw it in the back
seat.
DR. SHIRLEY
Don’t you dare!
LIP
Then you better take it.
(CONTINUED)
53.
CONTINUED: (2)
DR. SHIRLEY
How? Do you even have utensils?
Plates?
LIP
Bah fongool! Eat it with your hands,
that’s how you’re supposed to.
DR. SHIRLEY
I can’t do that.
LIP
I swear I’m gonna throw it!
DR. SHIRLEY
I... I really can’t do this.
LIP
Eat the goddamn thing.
LIP (CONT’D)
What, no good?
Very good.
DR. SHIRLEY
I just... this seems so... so
unsanitary.
LIP
‘Gives a shit?! Relax and enjoy it.
My father always says, whatever you
do, do it hundred percent. When you
work, work, when you laugh, laugh,
when you eat, eat like it’s your
last meal.
LIP (CONT’D)
Want another piece? Have a leg!
DR. SHIRLEY
What do we do about the bones?
LIP
We do this.
(CONTINUED)
54.
CONTINUED: (3)
Lip throws his bones out the window. After a BEAT, Shirley
rolls down his window and does the same. They smile at one
another for the first time. Then Lip finishes his Coke and
TOSSES THE CUP OUT THE WINDOW. As Shirley loses his smile, we:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Lip behind the wheel, READING THE GREEN BOOK; Shirley in the
backseat.
LIP
This can’t be it. Says right
here...
(points to Green Book)
...cozy as your own home... This
place looks like my ass.
DR. SHIRLEY
This is the place.
The guys get out of the car. Lip takes Shirley’s bag out of
the trunk.
LIP
If you need anything, I’ll be up
the street at the Easton Inn.
So...see you tomorrow.
Dr. Shirley takes his bag, walks up the rickety front steps.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DOWNTOWN LOUISVILLE MOTEL - EVENING - LATER
MUSIC from a transistor radio. BLACK FAMILIES sit at tables
outside the motel.
(CONTINUED)
55.
CONTINUED:
MAN #1
Hey, fancy-pants, you wanna play?
DR. SHIRLEY
Um... no, thank you.
MAN #2
Come on, we short a man!
DR. SHIRLEY
I... I’d rather not.
MAN #1
What, you too high and mighty?
MAN #3
He’s just afraid of getting that
butler uniform all dusty!
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m just... I’m on my way out to
meet a friend.
Shirley drains his scotch, stands, and WALKS INTO THE NIGHT.
He puts the book aside a moment, opens a pizza box on the bed
beside him. He takes out the ENTIRE UNCUT PIZZA, FOLDS IT IN
HALF AND TAKES A BITE.
(CONTINUED)
56.
CONTINUED:
LIP
(reading to himself)
Vacation without aggravation...
vaffangool.
GEORGE (O.S.)
Tony, it’s George! Wake up! Hurry
up!
Lip gets up, opens the door. It’s George, sweating and out of
breath.
GEORGE (CONT’D)
Dr. Shirley’s in trouble.
GEORGE
(panicked)
I went out for a drink, I walk into
this bar, and there’s Shirley
getting bounced around! I didn’t
want to leave him, but I didn’t
know what to do!
LIP (O.S.)
Get your hands off him!
The Rednecks stop their fun. Bar goes quiet. They turn toward
Lip and George.
(CONTINUED)
57.
CONTINUED:
REDNECK #1
What the good goddamn we got here,
fellas?
LIP
Hand him over, we walk out, won’t
be a problem.
REDNECK #1
Already is a problem, Mister.
DR. SHIRLEY
(slurring)
I just came in for a drink.
REDNECK #1
You come in here for a drink? Then
you must be tired of livin’, boy.
LIP
I told you, hand him over, we’ll
leave.
REDNECK #2
He ain’t going nowhere, we need
this brillo pad to wash them dishes
with...
LIP
Hey, do yourself a favor and let
him go. Now.
TENSE BEAT.
REDNECK #1
Say it nice.
LIP
I just said it nice.
REDNECK #1
This boy’s gonna get what’s coming
to him, and you ain’t got no say!
Lip calmly reaches behind his back, under his suit jacket.
(CONTINUED)
58.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
Maybe. But, whatever happens, I’m
gonna put a bullet right in the
middle of that thick skull of
yours.
BEAT.
REDNECK #2
He ain’t got no gun, Ray. Let’s get
him. He’s fulla shit.
REDNECK #3
What if he ain’t?
BARKEEP
And I won’t be having none of this
come to pass in my place. Let the
spook go. I want these Yanks off my
property.
LIP
What the hell’s wrong with you?!
You go in there alone?
DR. SHIRLEY
(still slurry)
I apologize for putting you in that
position, Tony.
(CONTINUED)
59.
CONTINUED:
LIP
I don’t understand you, Doc, honest
to God. Why couldn’t you just drink
here--you got a whole bottle?
DR. SHIRLEY
I needed some air.
LIP
Air?! Don’t you know where you are?
DR. SHIRLEY
Does the geography really matter?
LIP
What?
DR. SHIRLEY
If I walked into a bar in your
neighborhood, would this
conversation be any different?
LIP
From now on you don’t go nowhere
without me. Nowhere!
DR. SHIRLEY
Tony...Do you really have a gun?
LIP
‘Course not. Now get some rest. You
got a big show tomorrow night. Now
where’s your room doc?
CUT TO:
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you, Louisville, for your
warm hospitality!
60.
LIP
(struggling; slow)
“Betty bought... a bit of buttah...
but she found the buttah bittah...”
DR. SHIRLEY
Not buttah... butter. Say the “er.”
LIP
Er.
DR. SHIRLEY
“So Betty bought a bit of better
butter to make the bitter butter
better...”
LIP
“So Betty bit a buttah...”
DR. SHIRLEY
Don’t be lazy--enunciate. “So Betty
bought a bit of better butter...”
LIP
“So, Betty bit a better buttah--”
this is bullshit.
DR. SHIRLEY
No, you need to start somewhere.
Athletes stretch to warm up before
an event. A singer does vocal
exercises. These drills will
strengthen your speech muscles.
WE HEAR A NASTY “PING” FROM THE ENGINE O.S. STEAM rises from
under the hood, splashes against the windshield.
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NORTH CAROLINA - DAY
The Caddy pulls over and Lip steps out into the blazing sun.
Heat waves ripple off the scalding asphalt. Lip removes his
jacket, tosses it onto the front seat. He rolls up his
sleeves, lifts the heavy Cadillac hood.
(CONTINUED)
61.
CONTINUED:
Dr. Shirley wipes the sweat beads off his forehead with his
suit-pocket handkerchief, looks out onto the fields.
One by one the Pickers STAND UP and STARE BACK AT HIM from
BOTH sides of the road. They’ve never seen a black man like
him before.
Lip crawls out from under the hood, wipes his hands with a
cloth. He notices the Pickers staring at Shirley.
CUT TO:
MORGAN ANDERSON
Ladies and gentlemen, our very
special guest from the far north...
Don Shirley!
(CONTINUED)
62.
CONTINUED:
LIP
What’s this?
WAITER
Pimiento-cheese sandwich, sir.
LIP
Oof.
SMASH CUT:
INT. PLANTATION - DINING ROOM - NIGHT - LATER
MORGAN ANDERSON
Earlier this week, we asked our
help what Mr. Shirley might like
for supper. So the boys in the
kitchen whipped up a special menu
in honor of our guest.
(CONTINUED)
63.
CONTINUED:
FRIED CHICKEN...
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you...thank you. We will
return after a brief intermission.
INT. NORTH CAROLINA PLANTATION - HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER
Shirley walks down the hall. He sees a bathroom and starts to
ENTER.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you.
MORGAN ANDERSON
Are you looking for the commode?
Here, let me help you.
DR. SHIRLEY
I’d rather not use that.
(CONTINUED)
64.
CONTINUED:
MORGAN ANDERSON
Don’t be silly, Don. It looks a lot
worse from the outside.
DR. SHIRLEY
I understand. But I’m not going in
there.
MORGAN ANDERSON
We don’t mind waitin’.
LIP
Why don’t I just pull over--you can
piss in the woods?
DR. SHIRLEY
Animals go in the woods.
LIP
But it’s twenty minutes if we go
back to your motel.
DR. SHIRLEY
So let’s just get there so I can go
back and finish the show.
LIP
Ayyyy. See, that’s the difference
between you and me. I’d have zero
problem goin’ in the woods.
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m aware.
(CONTINUED)
65.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Why you sore at me? I don’t make
the rules down here.
DR. SHIRLEY
No? Who does?
LIP
Ay are you sayin’ that just ‘cause
I’m white and they’re white?
That’s a very prejudice thing you
just said there, a very prejudice
thing. I got more in common with
the hymies at Second Avenue Deli
than I got with these hillbilly
pricks down here.
DR. SHIRLEY
Eyes on the road.
LIP
You know, you always say that when
you don’t like what I’m saying.
DR. SHIRLEY
Eyes on the road.
CUT TO:
LIP
How does he smile and shake their
hands like that? If they tried to
pull that outhouse shit with me,
I’d piss right on their dining room
floor.
GEORGE
Don’t do that...
OLEG
We have many concert dates left.
(CONTINUED)
66.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Yeah...?
OLEG
You realize we are contractually
obliged to play them?
LIP
Of course I do. If he don’t play
‘em, I don’t get paid. What’s your
point?
OLEG
Ugly circumstances are going to
happen again... so control yourself.
LIP
Don’t lecture me, you rat.
OLEG
Dr. Shirley could’ve stayed up
north getting rear-end kissed at
Park Avenue parties for three times
money, but he asked for this.
LIP
Why?
CUT TO:
Lip and Dr. Shirley sit at a table outside. Lip eats potato
chips as he WORKS ON A LETTER. Shirley can see that he’s
struggling.
DR. SHIRLEY
What on God’s green earth are you
doing?
LIP
A letter.
DR. SHIRLEY
Looks more like a piecemeal ransom
note.
(CONTINUED)
67.
CONTINUED:
LIP
(embarrassed)
I don’t know. Just... you know, how
I miss her and shit.
DR. SHIRLEY
Then tell her that. But try to say
it in a manner that no one has ever
said it.
LIP
Shit...
DR. SHIRLEY
And without profanity.
(CONTINUED)
68.
CONTINUED: (2)
DR. SHIRLEY
Plains of Iowa.
LIP
What planes?
DR. SHIRLEY
The plains. P-L-A-I-N-S. Those big
fields we saw.
LIP
Oh, those were nice.
(writing)
“...plains of Iowa--which is what
they call big fields around here.”
DR. SHIRLEY
(annoyed)
Tony, no expounding.
LIP
No what?
DR. SHIRLEY
Just write what I say.
(CONTINUED)
69.
CONTINUED: (3)
LIP
(repeating)
“...Are meaningless to me.”
DR. SHIRLEY
Now this... “Falling in love with
you was the easiest thing I have
ever done.”
LIP
“Falling in love with you was the
easiest thing...”
(looks up, smiling)
This is very fucking romantic.
Dolores sits on the couch reading the letter, the kids asleep
next to her... In her head, she HEARS LIP’S VOICE.
LIP (V.O.)
Nothing matters but you. I am the
luckiest man alive, and every
moment I am without you, I realize
this.
LIP (V.O.)
I loved you the day I met you, I
love you today...
Dolores is PRACTICALLY IN TEARS and we go...
BACK ON SHIRLEY AS HE FINISHES DICTATING THE WORDS.
DR. SHIRLEY
Is it okay if I say, “P.S., kiss
the kids”?
(CONTINUED)
70.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Yeah, at the end.
DR. SHIRLEY
That’s like clanging a cowbell at
the end of Shostakovich’s 7th.
Lip nods as if he knows what Shirley’s talking about.
LIP
(hopeful)
So it’s okay?
Dr. Shirley can’t say no to the child in front of him.
DR. SHIRLEY
It’s perfect, Tony.
Lip smiles and writes...
CUT TO:
EXT. MACON, GEORGIA - DAY
Lip and Shirley walk down the street. They pass by a MEN’S
CLOTHING STORE and Shirley stops to look in the window.
LIP
That guy looks just like you, Doc.
DR. SHIRLEY
He does?
LIP
(realizing)
Size-wise.
Shirley studies the suit, considering it.
LIP (CONT’D)
Go in and try it on. What, you
always gotta wear a tux on stage?
Mix it up a little.
INT. MEN’S CLOTHING STORE - DAY - MOMENTS LATER
As Lip and Shirley ENTER, a couple BUSINESSMEN are trying on
suits. A TAILOR approaches Lip.
TAILOR
May I help you, sir?
(CONTINUED)
71.
CONTINUED:
LIP
We want to try on that suit in the
window.
TAILOR
Of course.
TAILOR (CONT’D)
Dressing room’s in the back, sir.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thanks. I’ll just be a moment.
LIP
Take your time. I’ll check out some
ties for ya.
TAILOR
Uh, excuse me, you’re not allowed
to try that on.
DR. SHIRLEY
I beg your pardon?
TAILOR
If you would like to purchase it
first, we’ll be happy to tailor it
to your needs.
Shirley stares at him a moment, gets it, and heads for the door.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
72.
LIP
Yeah...
EXT. MACON YMCA - NIGHT
Lip enters the YMCA.
INT. MACON YMCA - POOL AREA - MOMENTS LATER
Lip approaches POLICEMAN #1 standing beside a swimming pool.
LIP
I got a call about Dr. Shirley.
POLICEMAN #1
Come on...
POLICEMAN #1
This is him.
LIP
Can you give the guy a towel, for
Chrissakes?
POLICEMAN #2
You a lawyer?
(CONTINUED)
73.
CONTINUED:
LIP
No.
POLICEMAN #2
Well you should call one. We’re
taking your Auntie in.
LIP
For what?
POLICEMAN #1
Manager caught him and the other
guy...
LIP
Can’t we get the cuffs off him, let
him put his pants on?
POLICEMAN #1
Sure we can. But we ain’t.
LIP
Look, we’re out of here in the
morning, you’ll never see us again.
There’s gotta be a way to work this
out.
(scrambling)
What if, uh, you let him go, and I
give you something to thank you?
BEAT.
POLICEMAN #1
You bribing us?
LIP
No, no... a thank you.
POLICEMAN #1
What kind of thank you?
LIP
Like... a donation to the police
force. To you guys. Whatever you
want.
(thinks)
You like suits?
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
74.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP (CONT'D)
I was walking through your nice
town today, I saw a store that was
selling suits. Nice suits.
LIP (CONT’D)
How about, as a thank you--a
donation--I buy you guys each a
suit? You get dressed up nice, take
your wives out to dinner. Guys like
you, you deserve it.
SMASH CUT TO
Shirley trails Lip as they EXIT the YMCA and walk toward the
parking lot. No one speaks. Then...
DR. SHIRLEY
(subdued)
They were wrong for the way they
treated me, and you rewarded them.
LIP
I was hired to make sure you get
from one show to the next. How I do
it shouldn’t matter to you.
DR. SHIRLEY
I just wish you hadn’t paid them
off.
LIP
I did what I had to do. You know,
if this got out it would kill your
career.
DR. SHIRLEY
Okay, Tony, quit your phony
altruism and concern for my career.
LIP
What the hell does that mean?
(CONTINUED)
75.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
You were only thinking about
yourself back there, because you
know if I miss a show, it comes out
of your pocket.
LIP
Of course I don’t want you to miss
a show, you ungrateful bastard! You
think I’m doing this for my
health?! Tonight I saved your ass,
so show a little appreciation.
Besides, I told you never to go
nowhere without me!
DR. SHIRLEY
(calmly)
I assumed you would want this to be
the exception.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Lip and Shirley sit for a moment. It’s clear they haven’t
spoken for a while.
LIP
(re: bruises)
Should I try to find you some make-
up or somethin’ before the show?
DR. SHIRLEY
I’m fine.
LIP
You sure?
DR. SHIRLEY
I said I’m fine.
76.
Lip turns to see TWO NEW YORK WISEGUYS standing out front
waiting for their car. The mouth of the group is pug-nosed
DOMINIC.
LIP
Dominic. The hell you doin’ here?
WISEGUY #1
Brooklyn sent us down to take care
of a few things.
DOMINIC
(in Italian)
Who’s the eggplant?
LIP (O.S.)
(in Italian)
I’m working for him.
DOMINIC
(in Italian)
What’d you lose a bet?
DOMINIC (CONT’D)
(in Italian)
What’s wrong with you? You need
work, you come to me! I’ll always
find work for you. Matter of fact, I
can use you this week. Gotta hit a
few joints, straighten some people
out--you’ll make some real money.
LIP
(in Italian)
I’m making money.
(CONTINUED)
77.
CONTINUED:
DOMINIC
(in Italian)
Whatever he’s paying you, I’ll
double it.
LIP
(in Italian)
This isn’t the place to talk about
it.
DOMINIC
(in Italian)
Meet me in the bar at eight o’clock
sharp. Forget this guy.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
WISEGUY #1
I just called his room. He’ll be
down in a minute.
LIP
Oh. Hey. Just... downstairs. For a
drink.
DR. SHIRLEY
(in Italian)
To meet your friend, Dominic?
(CONTINUED)
78.
CONTINUED:
LIP
No, thanks.
LIP (CONT’D)
You and me, we agreed on a hundred
and twenty-five a week, plus
expenses. That’s our deal. I ain’t
goin’ nowhere, Doc. I’m just goin’
down to tell ‘em.
DR. SHIRLEY
Tony...
Lip nods.
(CONTINUED)
79.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
Don’t sweat it. I been workin’
nightclubs in the city my whole
life...I know it’s a complicated
world.
CUT TO:
LIP
So, how’d you learn how to play so
good, Doc?
DR. SHIRLEY
My mother. She taught me how to
play on an old spinet. Soon as I
could walk, we’d travel around the
Florida panhandle and I’d put on
little shows in parishes and halls.
A man who had seen me play arranged
for me to study at the Leningrad
Conservatory of Music.
LIP
So that’s where they taught you all
them songs you play?
DR. SHIRLEY
Actually, I was trained to play
classical music. Brahms, Franz
Liszt, Chopin--it’s all I ever
wanted to play.
(smile fades)
But I was persuaded by my record
company to pursue a career in
popular music instead. They told me
audiences would never accept a
black pianist on the classical
stage. Wanted to turn me into just
another “colored entertainer.” You
know, the guy who smokes while he’s
playing, who puts a glass of whisky
on the piano and then gets mad when
he’s not respected like Arthur
Rubinstein. Well, you don’t see
Arthur Rubenstein smoking and
putting a drink on his piano.
(CONTINUED)
80.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Personally, if you stuck to that
classic stuff I think it would’ve
been a big mistake.
DR. SHIRLEY
A mistake? Performing the music I
trained my entire life to play?
LIP
Trained? What are you, a seal?
Anyone can sound like Beethoven or
Joe Pan or them other guys you
said. But your music, what you do,
only you can do, and nobody can
train for that.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you, Tony.
(beat)
But...not everyone can play
Chopin...not the way I can.
CUT TO:
DR. SHIRLEY
(dictating)
“...The trees have shed their leafy
clothing and the colors have faded
to grays and browns, but my heart
bursts with reds and blues and
greens from the love I hold inside
for you...”
DOLORES
(reading aloud)
“It’s getting colder as we travel,
but the country is still beautiful.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
81.
CONTINUED:
DOLORES (CONT'D)
I saw millions of trees, all dusted
with snow, just like out of a fairy-
tale...”
LYNN
He’s so expressive.
DOLORES
“We’ve only a few more shows before
our Christmas concert in
Birmingham, Alabama on the 23rd. I
will count the hours, minutes, and
seconds until you are in my arms. I
love and miss you more than I can
explain. Tony. P.S.--Kiss the
kids.”
LOUIE
Gotta admit, Lip’s letters--they’re
not bad.
RUDY
Well, it’s in the family. They say
we had a great, great, great
grandfather helped Da Vinci with
the Sixteen Chapel.
JOHNNY
You mean Michelangelo.
RUDY
Right. And that’s a true story,
right, Pop?
JOHNNY
What the hell’s that got to do with
writin’ letters?
RUDY
I’m just sayin’, we’re an arty
family.
FRANCES
John, I want a letter.
(CONTINUED)
82.
CONTINUED: (2)
JOHNNY
Yeah, soon as you make a meal...
DR. SHIRLEY
(admonishing)
Tony...
TUXEDO MAN
Let’s give a fine Louisiana welcome
to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley
Trio!
CUT TO:
LIP
Your mother’s ass...
LIP STEPS ON IT. THE LIGHTS FROM THE TAILING VEHICLE GET
CLOSER AND BRIGHTER, ILLUMINATING THE BACKSEAT.
LIP (CONT’D)
‘Hell’s this guy doin’?
PATROLMAN #1
License and papers?
LIP
Glad to see you guys. I’m a little
lost.
PATROLMAN #1
(to Lip)
Step out of the car.
LIP
In the rain? What I do?
(CONTINUED)
84.
CONTINUED:
PATROLMAN #1
Out of the car.
Lip stands in the dark, muddy road, the red police lights
flickering off his drenched face.
PATROLMAN #1 (CONT’D)
Why you on this road?
LIP
I told you, I had to detour and I’m
lost. We’re not from around here.
PATROLMAN #1
No, you ain’t. So I’m gonna ask you
again... what the hell you doin’
out here?
(glances at Shirley)
And why you driving him?
LIP
He’s my boss.
PATROLMAN #1
He can’t be out here at night. This
is a sundown town.
LIP
What’s that mean?
PATROLMAN #1
(to Patrolman #2)
Get him out of the car. Check his
I.D.
LIP
Come on, it’s pouring.
PATROLMAN #2
I can just get it through the
window.
PATROLMAN #1
Get him out the goddamn car!
(CONTINUED)
85.
CONTINUED: (2)
PATROLMAN #2
Out.
PATROLMAN #1
What’s this last name say?
LIP
Vallelonga.
PATROLMAN #1
‘Hell kind of name is that?
LIP
Italian.
PATROLMAN #1
Oh, now I get it. That’s why you
driving this boy around... you half
a nigger yourself.
POLICEMAN #2
(shaking)
Hands in the air, now!
CUT TO:
INT. MAYERSVILLE, MISSISSIPPI POLICE STATION - NIGHT
DR. SHIRLEY
Excuse me!
(no response)
Excuse me, sirs. I quite understand
why my associate is being held, but
what exactly am I being charged
with?
(CONTINUED)
86.
CONTINUED:
PATROLMAN #1
Put the apple butter away, boy--you
ain’t goin’ nowhere no time soon.
DR. SHIRLEY
You cannot hold me without cause!
PATROLMAN #1
I got cause. ‘Cause you let the sun
set on your black ass!
DR. SHIRLEY
I want to speak to a lawyer, I want
my phone call! This is a flagrant
violation of my rights! I demand my
phone call immediately!
PATROLMAN #2
He does have...rights.
POLICE CHIEF
Give the negra his goddamn call.
PATROLMAN #1
You know a lawyer? Call him.
As the cop steps away, Shirley pulls a SMALL BLACK BOOK out
of his jacket pocket, flips to a page, DIALS...
DR. SHIRLEY
As my mother always said, “What
kind of brand new fool are you?!”
LIP
Hey, I’m losin’ a lot of money,
too, if you don’t play Birmingham.
DR. SHIRLEY
So your little temper tantrum...was
it worth it?
(beat)
You don’t win with violence, Tony,
you win when you maintain your
dignity. Dignity always prevails.
And tonight, because of you, we did
not.
The station PHONE RINGS and Patrolman #2 answers.
PATROLMAN #2
Mayersville Po-lice.
(CONTINUED)
88.
CONTINUED:
The young cop STRAIGHTENS UP, color draining from his face.
PATROLMAN #2 (CONT’D)
(into phone)
No, sir. Not me, sir. Yes, sir,
he’s right here, sir.
He holds the phone out to the Chief.
POLICE CHIEF
What?
The rookie is too stunned to speak. Finally, the Chief grabs
the phone.
POLICE CHIEF (CONT’D)
Chief Pratt--who’s this?
(beat)
Bull-oney.
PATROLMAN #1
What?!
(CONTINUED)
89.
CONTINUED: (2)
POLICE CHIEF
Cut ‘em loose, goddamnit!
PATROLMAN #1 (O.S.)
But that dago-wop hit me!
LIP
Who the hell’d you call?
LIP
Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses!
Maddon...How great is that?!
DR. SHIRLEY
It’s not great--it’s not great at
all--it’s humiliating.
LIP
‘The hell you talking about? We
were screwed and now we ain’t.
DR. SHIRLEY
And I just put the Attorney General
of the United States in an
incredibly awkward position.
LIP
So what? That’s what the guy gets
paid for. What else he got to do?
(CONTINUED)
90.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
That man and his brother are trying
to change this country--that’s what
else he’s got to do! Now he thinks
I’m garbage. Calling from some
backwoods swamp jail, asking if he
can help attenuate assault charges...
who does that? Garbage, that’s who.
LIP
I didn’t like the way he was
treating you, making you stand out
in the rain.
DR. SHIRLEY
Please. You hit him because of what
he called you. I’ve had to listen
to that kind of talk my entire
life, you should be able to take it
for one night.
LIP
What, I can’t get mad when he says
that stuff ‘cause I’m not black?
Christ, I’m blacker than you.
DR. SHIRLEY
You’re blacker than me?
LIP
You don’t know shit about your own
people! What they eat, how they
talk, how they live--you don’t even
know who Lil’ Richard is!
DR. SHIRLEY
So knowing who Little Richard is
makes you blacker than me? I wish
you could hear yourself sometimes,
Tony--you wouldn’t talk as much.
(CONTINUED)
91.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
Bullshit! I know exactly who I am.
I’m the guy who’s lived on the same
block in the same Bronx my entire
life, with my mother and father and
my brother, and now my wife and
kids. That’s it--that’s who I am.
I’m the asshole who’s gotta hustle
every goddamn day to put food on my
table. You? Mr. Big Shot? You
travel around the world and live on
top of a castle and do concerts for
rich people! I live on the streets,
you sit on a throne--so yeah, my
world is way more blacker than
yours!
DR. SHIRLEY
Pull over.
LIP
What?
DR. SHIRLEY
Pull! Over!
LIP
I ain’t pullin’ over!
DR. SHIRLEY
STOP THE CAR!
Lip steers the car to the side of the road. Shirley opens the
door, gets out in the rain.
Lip looks out the window as Dr. Shirley walks down the
drenched, muddy road.
LIP
What are you doin’?!
When Shirley doesn’t stop, Lip gets out, hustles after him.
LIP (CONT’D)
Get back in the car!
Shirley keeps walking. Lip catches up, grabs his arm. Shirley
turns, his face drenched...
(CONTINUED)
92.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
Yes, I live in a castle! Alone. And
rich white folks let me play piano
for them, because it makes them
feel cultured. But when I walk off
that stage I go right back to being
another nigger to them--because
that is their true culture. And I
suffer that slight alone, because
I’m not accepted by my own people,
because I’m not like them either!
So if I’m not black enough, and I’m
not white enough, and I’m not man
enough, what am I?!
Tony doesn’t know what to say. They stand in the rain while
Shirley tries to compose himself. Lip awkwardly touches
Shirley’s shoulder. Shirley turns and walks back to the car,
leaving Tony standing alone in the downpour.
Back on the road, both of them disheveled and wiped out from
the evening. Nobody speaks for a while.
DR. SHIRLEY
I need sleep.
LIP
Okay, I’ll pull over at the next
place we see and I’ll sneak you
into my room.
DR. SHIRLEY
No. No. I refuse to stay at an
establishment that doesn’t want me.
LIP
Okay.
Lip picks up the Negro Moterist Green book from the seat next
to him.
CUT TO:
PAN TO the Caddy pulling into the DIRT PARKING LOT full of
puddles and BEAT-UP CARS.
93.
DR. SHIRLEY
You realize you’re going to be home
before that letter gets there?
LIP
Yeah, I was gonna just bring it
with me. Save on stamps.
DR. SHIRLEY
Give it here, I’ll fix it.
LIP
No offense, Doc, but I think I got
the hang of it.
DR. SHIRLEY
(reading)
“Dear Dolores, sometimes you remind
me of a house.”
LIP
Doc...
DR. SHIRLEY
Yes?
(CONTINUED)
94.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Thanks for helping me with the
letters--you’re really good at
writin’ ‘em.
(beat)
Maybe when you get home you should
write one to your brother?
DR. SHIRLEY
He knows where I am if he wants to
reconnect.
Lip nods. He puts his letter down, turns out the light.
LIP
Don’t wait for him, Doc. This I
know...the world’s full of lonely
people afraid to make the first
move.
LIP (CONT’D)
You know, something’s been eating
at me the whole trip.
DR. SHIRLEY
Hmmm?
LIP
That Tittsburgh was a real
disappointment. I didn’t notice any
difference at all.
DR. SHIRLEY
Good night, Tony.
CUT TO:
DISSOLVE TO:
Lip and Shirley get out. Waiting for them is GRAHAM KINDELL,
40s, blue blazer, pressed slacks, friendly as hell.
GRAHAM KINDELL
(deep southern accent)
Welcome, Mr. Shirley! Graham
Kindell, I’m the general manager.
So nice to meet y’all!
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you, Mr. Kindell. This is
Tony Vallelonga.
GRAHAM KINDELL
Pleasure, Tony. Right this way.
Lip and Shirley (carrying his tux) follow the affable Kindell
through the large working kitchen. COOKS, BUSBOYS,
DISHWASHERS, ALL BLACK. They continue down several busy
hallways to a backstage dressing room.
GRAHAM KINDELL
If you need anything--anything
t’all--you let me know.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you.
Kindell leads Shirley and Lip into the modest room. A small
table, one chair, a mirror.
GRAHAM KINDELL
Here you are. We have about an hour
before show time. Any questions?
LIP
Where’s the restaurant?
GRAHAM KINDELL
Continue down the hall, Tony, to
the right, across the lobby.
(CONTINUED)
96.
CONTINUED:
Kindell EXITS.
LIP
We’ve got an hour. I’m starving.
DR. SHIRLEY
Go ahead. I’ll meet you there.
INT. BIRMINGHAM HOTEL - DINING ROOM / CONCERT HALL - NIGHT
A cavernous DINING ROOM/HALL. Ornately decorated in red and
green ribbons and wreaths. A twenty-foot Christmas Tree
towers behind the Trio’s instruments onstage. Filling in fast
with well-dressed WHITE CUSTOMERS.
HIS POV - Across the room, Oleg and George eat dinner, drink
wine. George CALLS OUT:
GEORGE
Tony!
LIP
Shirley’ll be here in a minute.
A WAITER approaches.
BIRMINGHAM WAITER
Cocktails, gentlemen?
OLEG
Three shots vodka.
OLEG (CONT’D)
Last show. Cold war over. Time for
truce.
GEORGE
Is Shirley in his dressing room?
LIP
More like a broom closet. I don’t
understand why he puts up with this
shit.
(CONTINUED)
97.
CONTINUED:
OLEG
Six years ago, 1956, Nat King Cole
was invited to perform at Municipal
Auditorium right here in
Birmingham. Mr. Cole was very first
negro asked to play at a white
establishment in this city.
OLEG (CONT’D)
Soon as Mr. Cole started playing, a
group of men attacked him for
playing white people’s music.
Pulled him off stage and beat him
badly.
OLEG (CONT’D)
You asked once why Dr. Shirley does
this? I tell you. Because there is
no genius without courage.
The Waiter returns with the drinks. They CLINK glasses, down
the shots.
Lip NOTICES Shirley (now in his tux) and the MAITRE D’ having
a conversation at the entrance. Lip walks over.
LIP
What’s the problem?
DR. SHIRLEY
This gentleman’s saying I can’t
dine here.
LIP
(to Maitre D’)
No, you don’t understand, this
guy’s playing here tonight--he’s
the main event.
MAITRE D’
I’m sorry. It’s the policy of the
restaurant.
GRAHAM KINDELL
Everything all right?
(CONTINUED)
98.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
No, it’s not all right. Dr.
Shirley’s being told he can’t eat
here.
GRAHAM KINDELL
(to Shirley)
I apologize, but these are... long-
standing traditions. I’m sure you
understand.
DR. SHIRLEY
No. I don’t. In 45 minutes I’ll be
entertaining your guests up on that
stage, but I can’t eat here?
LIP
Wait a minute. You’re tellin’ me
the bozos in his band, and the
shlubs that came to see him play
can eat here, but the star can’t?
GRAHAM KINDELL
I’m afraid not.
LIP
Well he’s gotta eat. Can you at
least bring him food from the
restaurant to his dressing room?
GRAHAM KINDELL
Of course. We’ll be happy to send
him anything he would like.
(to Maitre D’)
John, show him a menu.
DR. SHIRLEY
No. I’m not eating in a dressing
room.
(CONTINUED)
99.
CONTINUED: (3)
GRAHAM KINDELL
Okay... if you’d prefer, there’s a
very popular establishment right
down the road--the Orange Bird--
they’ll be happy to feed you.
LIP
Food’s probably better there anyway
--the dinner rolls here are like
rocks. Come on, we can be back in
45 minutes.
LIP (CONT’D)
Doc, it’s the last show. Let’s just
get through this and we can go home
and get away from all these
assholes.
DR. SHIRLEY
No. Not this time. I’m eating in
this room or I’m not playing.
GRAHAM KINDELL
(to Lip)
May I have a word with you?
GRAHAM KINDELL
Mr. Villanueva, you have to talk
sense to Mr. Shirley. Please
explain that we’re not insulting
him personally, this is just the
way things are done down here.
LIP
Yeah, well he ain’t from down here.
(CONTINUED)
100.
CONTINUED:
GRAHAM KINDELL
Just ask him to be reasonable. I
have 400 guests out there who
expect to be entertained tonight.
LIP
And Dr. Shirley expects to eat
tonight. Why can’t you just make an
exception this one time?
Kindell SIGHS.
GRAHAM KINDELL
Lemme tell you a story. You ever
hear of the Boston Celtics
basketball club? Those boys came
through here a couple years ago on
a barnstorming tour. Now, seeing as
they were World Champions of the
league and all, we was tickled to
have ‘em eat here and we rolled out
the welcome wagon. So you know what
table their big coon ate at that
night?
LIP
No.
GRAHAM KINDELL
I don’t either. But it wasn’t one
of ours.
LIP
You think you can buy me?
GRAHAM KINDELL
All do respect, sir, but you
wouldn’t be doing a job like this
if you couldn’t be bought.
(CONTINUED)
101.
CONTINUED: (2)
LIP
Nah, let’s get the fuck outta here.
CUT TO:
GRAHAM KINDELL
Don, don’t do this!
CUT TO:
102.
They pull onto the street and drive in silence, both in shock
about what just happened. Shirley looks at Lip in the rear-view.
DR. SHIRLEY
You hungry?
CUT TO:
They make their way to the bar, sit. A female BARTENDER gives
Lip the once-over.
LIP
I look Irish?
She smirks.
DR. SHIRLEY
Two Cutty’s, neat.
DR. SHIRLEY
Whatever your specialty is, we’ll
take it.
She CALLS back toward the kitchen:
ORANGE BIRD BARTENDER
Two orange birds!
SMASH CUT:
103.
LIP
I like what you did back there,
Doc. You stood up for yourself.
It’s like your friend the President
says -- “Don’t ask what your
country can do for you, ask what
you can do for yourself.”
Shirley smiles. The Bartender approaches.
ORANGE BIRD BARTENDER
(to Shirley)
So, darlin’, what you do, all
dressed up like that?
He shrugs.
DR. SHIRLEY
Nothing important.
LIP
He’s only the greatest piano player
in the world.
She smiles.
LIP
Don’t be shy, Doc. Tell her who you
are.
(CONTINUED)
104.
CONTINUED:
He builds and builds and builds until his fingers become JUST
A BLUR ON THE KEYS.
DISSOLVE TO:
DR. SHIRLEY
If we leave right now, I think you
can make it.
LIP
Make what?
DR. SHIRLEY
Christmas Eve.
(CONTINUED)
105.
CONTINUED:
ON CUE, one of the runks from the bar, knife in hand, jumps
out from BEHIND THE CADDY and SPRINTS OFF, followed by the
other drunk. THEY HIGH-TAIL IT OUT OF THERE. Shirley looks to
Lip, shocked.
LIP
Don’t ever flash a wad of cash in a
bar.
DR. SHIRLEY
I knew you had a gun!
CUT TO:
DISSOLVE TO:
LIP
This could get bad.
DR. SHIRLEY
Yes, it’s a shame we don’t have
something to protect us on our
journey.
LIP
You’re a real prick, you know that?
106.
DISSOLVE TO:
LIP
Doc, my eyes are stingin’, I might
need to pull over.
DR. SHIRLEY
Keep going as long as you can,
Tony.
DISSOLVE TO:
LIP
Shit...
STATE TROOPER
What are you doing out here?
(CONTINUED)
107.
CONTINUED:
LIP
We’re trying to get to New York.
DR. SHIRLEY
Is there a problem, Officer?
STATE TROOPER
Yeah. I noticed your car was
tilting to the left. Looks like
your back tire’s flat.
Lip opens the door, glances back at the snowy flat tire.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Lip SHUTS THE TRUNK and gets back in the car. The Trooper
approaches his window.
STATE TROOPER
Okay... be careful, gentlemen.
Merry Christmas.
DISSOLVE TO:
(CONTINUED)
108.
CONTINUED:
NEWSCASTER (V.O.)
“Weather advisory warning this
Christmas Eve, as a major snowstorm
is hitting the eastern seaboard
with the severest weather in
eastern Pennsylvania, northern New
Jersey and the five boroughs.
Travelers are advised to stay off
the Jersey Turnpike, as well as the
bridges and tunnels leading into
New York City, due to possible road
closures...”
LIP
That’s it. I’m pulling us into the
next motel.
DR. SHIRLEY
Keep going, Tony, you can make it.
LIP
I can’t keep my eyes open, Doc--I’m
gettin’ hytnotized by the snow. I
think my brain’s gonna explode.
CUT TO:
SINATRA (V.O.)
“Have yourself a merry little
Christmas...”
The dining room table has been moved into the living room to
accommodate all the guests.
(CONTINUED)
109.
CONTINUED:
LIP
What... Doc, whadja’ do?
Shirley helps Lip climb out of the car. He hands Tony his
suitcase.
DR. SHIRLEY
You’re home. Go inside.
LIP
Doc, why don’t you come up, meet my
family...?
(CONTINUED)
110.
CONTINUED:
DR. SHIRLEY
Merry Christmas, Tony.
LIP
Doc, wait up! Hey...
JOHNNY
Hey, look who it is--Shakespeare’s
home!
The kids run into their father’s arms. Everyone crowds around
Lip, hugging, kissing...
Dolores and Lip gaze at each other... She moves to him, wraps
her arms around his neck, they kiss. The family breaks into
applause.
DOLORES
You hungry?
LIP
You kiddin’? I’m starving.
CUT TO:
AMIT
Welcome home, Dr. Shirley.
DR. SHIRLEY
Thank you, Amit.
AMIT
I turned down your bed, sir. Will
you be needing anything else?
DR. SHIRLEY
No, thank you. Go home to your
family.
AMIT
Thank you, Doctor. Merry Christmas.
Dr. Shirley reaches in his pocket, takes out the JADE STONE.
He PLACES IT ON HIS MANTEL, next to some other artifacts.
CUT TO:
Lip and the entire family are at the table. Lip has an over-
stuffed cannoli in front of him while everyone else is
picking away at a large assortment of desserts. Everyone’s
talking except for Lip, who seems happy but distant.
JOHNNY
Tony, s’matter with you? You
haven’t said a word.
LIP
Yeah, sorry, just tired. Long trip.
(under breath, to Johnny)
You take care of that thing?
JOHNNY
Yeah, yeah.
(CONTINUED)
112.
CONTINUED:
LIP
Thanks.
JOHNNY
You owe me seventy-five bucks.
Lip REACTS.
LIP
Charlie said sixty.
JOHNNY
What, I’m doing this for nothin’?
LOUIE
Hey, Lip, tell us about the trip.
RUDY
Yeah. So how was he, the tootsune?
He get on your nerves?
Lip shoots him a look.
LIP
Don’t call him that.
Rudy’s taken aback. Embarassed.
RUDY
Okay...
DOLORES
Tony, you should’ve seen the day
last week when Frankie grabbed onto
the TV and climbed up on it! I took
a picture...
FRAN
Are you nuts, Dee? With all those
tubes back there, and the cord--he
could’ve got electrocuted!
(CONTINUED)
113.
CONTINUED: (2)
JOHNNY
You’re thinkin’ of toasters. No
one’s gettin’ electrocuted from a
TV.
Charlie from the pawn shop stands in the doorway with his
wife, Marie.
LIP
Charlie!
PAWN GUY
Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me.
LIP
Come on in.
PAWN GUY
You remember Marie.
LIP
Hi, Marie, Merry Christmas.
JOHNNY
Charlie, you came? I was kidding?
And you brought the wife, too?
JOHNNY (CONT’D)
Hey, everybody, Charlie from the
pawn shop. Can you believe it?
Christmas, he didn’t bring nothing!
Charlie, I’m kidding, sit down...
Lip turns to shut the door and sees - Dr. Shirley, standing
in the doorway, holding A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, looking
unsure.
Tony Lip smiles and hugs him, walks him in. Lip turns to his
family, excited.
LIP
Everyone, this is Dr. Donald
Shirley!
(CONTINUED)
114.
CONTINUED: (3)
DR. SHIRLEY
Merry Christmas.
JOHNNY
Well, come on, make some room! Get
the man a plate!
DR. SHIRLEY
You must be Dolores.
DOLORES
And thank you for helping with the
letters.
CUT TO BLACK.
THE END
EPILOGUE
(CONTINUED)
115.
CONTINUED: (4)
Lip is best known for his portrayal of New York crime boss
Carmine Lupertazzi in the HBO series The Sopranos.
Tony Lip and Dr. Shirley would remain lifelong friends until
their deaths within months of each other in 2013.