Goblin With A Fat Ass REDUX - Core Rulebook
Goblin With A Fat Ass REDUX - Core Rulebook
Goblin With A Fat Ass REDUX - Core Rulebook
AOSCREW, a group of miscreants withone goal: to rob the richest person in town blind.
(Un)fortunately, each of you is also a…
G OBLIN
WITH AFAT ASS
Playing the game! 5-6 Escalate the situation.Pick one or roll:
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1 The special guards are alerted or catch up
Who’sthe mark?
ou need2-4 playersand aglute master (GM),
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1 The mayor
2. The normal guards are alerted or catch up
who could also be a player, and some d6s. 2. A war criminal (retired)
3. Something breaks that wasn’t supposed to
The GMdescribes the scene, plays everyone 3. The second-biggest butter baron
4. Drop or lose track of something important
who isn’t a player character, and asks the 4. A gluteium mine magnate
5. Something goes wildly out of control
players what they will do. They getfinal sayon 5. Exotic/mythical animal menagerie owner
6. Someone gets split off from the group
consequences, non-player narrative, and rules 6. Sweatshop fashionista
disputes. TheCH
AOS CL OCK!!! Where’sthe job?
he playersget up to various forms of goblin
T . Gala at the mayor’s mansion (crowded)
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his tracks how well the heist is generally
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mischief,throw assto get shit done, and try to 2. A private fortified train (in motion)
going. If the clock hitsmidnight,shit hits the
get the goods. They getfinal sayon what they 3. Crumbling rented castle (watch out for
do, how they do it, and what it looks like as well f an. TheCH
AOSCR EW must either beat cheeks the leech-ass landlord)
as when theyrest their buns, give things the back to Goblintown (or whatever gobhole they
4. Underwater gluteium mine (isolated)
ol’ hip check, or manifestpeak goblin energy. crawled out of) or make a wild-ass dash for the
5. Ancient volcano temple ruins (cursed)
goods.No exceptions.
Consequences! Start at the 1 o’clock and advance clockwise.
6. Luxurious cliffside manse (heights)
riginalGoblin With A Fat Assby Tom Bloom 2023.He apologized for that terrible game./Goblin With A Fat Ass Reduxby Sean Haas 2023.I won’t apologize for this
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one. Let ass and chaos reign!!! 🔥 / Core mechanicsinspo’d byBreathless, Blades In The Dark/ Fonts used:Ubuntu,Caveat/ Recommended safety tools:Lines &
Veils, The X Card, Stars and Wishes/ Useful additional tools:Goblin Name Generator, Goblin Playlist
you are a 3. What’s that bootydo?
oll 1d6 to determine an item or two, special 1
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ability, and more skills.You may adjust up or
Throwing Ass!
. To do anything, just say how you do it.
on’t roll dice to get shit done in fiction
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GOBLIN
down one step. You can use an ability once, but unless:
it refreshes when yourest your buns. ◆ The outcome is in doubt
1. Beat the shit outta folks ◆ The result really matters
Skills: chewing gum, FOR GOBBO, kicking ass ◆ You can’t repeat it easily
▢▢▢▢▢▢OF AS S DICE
▢ ……… Ability: disarm someone or break down a door ◆ It’s risky (most of what you do should be)
Item: the perfect janky-ass goblin weapon 2. When one or more of the above apply, roll
▢DAZED ▢CONFUSED ▢SCARED Detail: what’s your weapon? how’s it janky? your available ass dice and keep the highest
Cumulative -1d6 tothrow ass 2. Steal shit result to determine your outcome:
Skills: picking locks, pulling fast ones, sneaking ◆ 6,Success! You do it cleanly, perfectly!
^ Rest your bunsto recover dice, clear conditions!
Ability: steal a reachable loose or worn object ◆ 4-5,Partial. You do it messily or poorly,
▢▢FLED/COWERING/KNOCKEDOU T Item: a pair of quiet-ass gob-burglar shoes
Detail: what’s weird about the shoes?
nd suffer aconsequence.
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◆ 1-3,Failure… you don’t do it and also
Out-of-play until the start of next scene
3. Magic shit suffer aconsequence.
▢DEAD! Drop a new gob in next scene! Skills: goblin magic, napping, rolling dice
Ability: set anything on fire (yes, even that)
Examples of how you can getmore or less
dice:
NOTES Items: a vermin familiar, a floppy-ass hat
+ Roll an extra die if anyCH AOSCREW help
Detail: what kind of vermin is your familiar?
+ Roll an extra die if anyskillapplies
4. Praise the gobbo gods for shit
+ Roll an extra die if anycircumstantial
Skills: gardening, goblin religion, talking loudly
advantageapplies, like an item or convenient
Ability: pray to a goblin deity to re-roll alldice
chandelier
(keeping the second result.)
1. Howbigis that thang? Item: a jangly-ass staff perfect for bonking - Roll one less die if anyCHAOSCR EW hinder
Detail: who is your god? what are they god of? - Roll one less die if you’redazed,confused,
oll 1d6 for the size of your keister.You may
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adjust the result up or down one step. This 5. Be entertaining as shit
- Roll one less die if anycircumstantial
decides your upperass dicelimit and how Skills: carousing, making playlists, performing
disadvantageapplies, like you can’t see
many you start with.Zero ass dice mean you Ability: put on a show to distract a group of
through smoke or you’re hanging off a ledge
roll two and keep the lowest.That’s very bad. people or creatures for a couple minutes; only
by one hand.
works on the same ones once.
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0 hame to goblinkind and the gobbo gods
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. Regardless of the outcome,reduce your
Items: a kludged, loud-ass gobbo instrument
1. Booty-licious bubble butt n
umber ofass diceby one. It’s hard throwing
Detail: what’s weird about your performance?
2. Double cheeked up that thing around, you know?
3. Triple thicc milkshake 6. Spooky shit
4. Greendump truck Skills: gobstrology,gobcane blast, gobcultism 4. Count up every 6 and 1 on the final dice
Ability: curse someone to knock them out resultsand for every 1 without a 6, advance
5. The Juggernaut!
6. The Terminator!!! I nstantly for a few minutes, if they can hear theCHAOSCL OCK one segment.
You; only works on the same person once.
7. O h n o (O h y e s)
Items: bad gobthic poetry, an edgy-ass dagger What A Twist!
2. Where’d you get all that? Detail: how did you get your weird powers? n doubles, something else happens, too.
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oll 1d6 to determine your skills.You may
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adjust up or down one step.
4. What’s in yourpockets? Evens get an unexpected opportunity, odds get
some kind of trouble. Good twists and bad
Roll 1d6 to determine miscellaneous items twists cancel out.Twists apply even if they
1. A noblegob’s life of indolence and leisure
you have on-hand.You may adjust up or down are not the highest result.
Skills: charisma, fashion, wine tasting
one step. They last one venture. Don’t think
Detail: how’d you fall from peak goblinity?
2. Vicious fighting in the gobbo wars
about how your pockets work, they just do. The Ol’ Hip Check!
1. corncob pipe, duct tape, screwdriver, bottle hen you throw ass, you may adjust the final
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Skills: fleeing, spitting, stabbing
of orc rotgut (antiseptic, mildly acidic, possibly outcome up or down one step.Moving up
Detail: who and where did you fight?
drinkable) costs two ass dice, moving down recovers one.
3. An accident at gobzard cram school
2. A handful of the greatest, most perfectly
Skills: detect magic, use magic device
Detail: what was the assperiment?
shaped, shiniest stones you’ve ever seen. Peak Goblin Energy!
3. Various meat pies, a knife, a bigger knife, Recover an ass die if you say how you hinder
4. Long years in the gluteium mines
Skills: athletics, crying, digging
ten feet of rope any of theCH
AOSCREW when theythrow ass.
4. A pinch of enriched gluteium, four glass vials,
Detail: what IS gluteium used for?
5. Blessed by an enthusiastic booty nymph
an unexploded artillery shell, moldy bread Rest Your Buns!
Skills: alchemy, nature, naked festivities 5. An oddly shaped/sized key, bottle of oil Everyone recovers their ass dice, removes all
Detail: why did they choose you? (very flammable), jar of ball bearings conditions. Advance theCHAOSCLOCKonce.
6. It’s a big all-natural 6. Three different pairs of shoes, sunglasses,
SECRET! Don’t tell anyone! When you determine your ass size and get a 1 on the die, you may decide that you’re akobold in disguise!!!
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TSECRET!Partial/success odds 1d 50%/16.7% ; 2d 75%/30.6% ; 3d 87.5%/42.1% ; 4d 93.8%/51.8% . . . 7d 99.2%/67.9%