Title: Teachers day script

Opening Scene

[Lights dim, dramatic music playing. A spotlight falls on the stage. The Narrator enters with
exaggerated confidence, holding a stack of random papers like they’re holding a treasure. They
clear their throat loudly, and the music abruptly stops.]

Abhyuday and Mayraa

Abhyuday: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed educators, and the students who make the
educators question their career choices daily… Welcome!

Mayraa: Today, we celebrate those brave souls who willingly signed up for a lifetime of “Sir, pen
nahi mila!” which is a daily mantra and where “Ma’am, kal homework yaad nahi tha!” is
practically a catchphrase.

Abhyuday:That’s right, it’s Teachers’ Day! Or as students like to call it, “Oh no, did we have
homework today?”

Abhyuday: Doston, aaj hum unke liye ek special celebration karne aaye hain jo har din ek naye
adventure par nikal padte hain...Like A place called “Classroom”

Mayraa: A place where pencils disappear into a mysterious black hole, homework magically
vanishes from backpacks, and where a “quiet reading session” sounds a lot like a WWE match.

Abhyuday: Lekin, teachers sirf padhaate nahi hain. They also teach us life skills. For instance…
Kaise aakhon hi aakhon mein baat karni hai jab board pe ek bhi chiz samajh nahi aa raha ho.

Mayraa: Ya phir kaise bina kuch padhe poore vishwas ke saath kehna hai, “Sir, I was about to
do it!”

Abhyuday:Aur haan, wo moment yaad hai jab teacher poochte hain, “Who can answer this
question?” and suddenly sab log neeche dekhne lagte hain, jaise answer zameen mein likha ho.

Mayraa: Classroom mein teacher ki nazar se bachne ka jo skill develop hota hai, woh toh pura
CIA bhi nahi sikha sakta!

Abhyuday: Dekhiye, teachers kaun hain? Ek part-time superhero jinke paas hai sirf ek chalk ya
marker, aur dimaag mein Einstein jitni theories. They are not just teachers. They’re our personal
GPS guides through the maze of life
Mayraa: Like how to do complex math that we swore we'd never need… until it turned out that
calculating discounts on Black Friday required a PhD in Calculus.

Mayraa:Unhone humein kitni cheezein sikhayi hain… Jaise quadratic equation ke bina zindagi
poori nahi hoti, par humein ab tak pata nahi chala ki kyu nahi hoti.
Abhyuday: Ya phir Shakespeare ka “to be or not to be” ka asli matlab kya hota hai—kyunki hum
toh sirf “to be at lunch or not to be caught” samajh gaye!

Mayraa: Aur sach kahoon toh, teachers ne humare liye kuch kya nahi kiya? Homeworks mein
creativity add karne se lekar, un test papers mein marks bhi toh daalne padte hain jahan answer
sirf “IDK” hota hai.

Abhyuday: Ab, aap soch rahe honge ki hum kyun itna badha chadha ke bol rahe hain? Arre
bhai, aaj toh humne attendance lagani hi hai, isliye thoda toh buttering banta hai!

Abhyuday: But jokes apart, Teachers ke paas ek magical ability hoti hai—har student ke andar
chhupi hui potential ko dekhne ki. Kabhi kabhi humein bhi nahi pata hota ki hum mein kya khaas
hai, par aap humein zaroor dikhate hain.

Mayraa: They teach us more than just formulas and facts; they teach us to dream big and to
never give up.

Mayraa: Aur haan, teachers ke sath saath hum bhi thoda creative ho gaye hain—kabhi “I forgot
my notebook,”

Abhyuday:toh kabhi “Sir, mera dog le gaya project!” But despite all this, they keep believing in
us, pushing us, and cheering us on. Aapke bina humare school ke din kaise complete ho sakte
hain?

Mayraa: Teachers, aap sirf classroom mein nahi, humare zindagi mein bhi guides hain. Aapne
humein sikhaya hai ki kabhi kabhi haar ke bhi jeet hoti hai. So, aaj hum aapko chhota sa break
dena chahte hain, with a skit that’ll make you laugh, maybe zodi azeeb, but definitely feel
appreciated.

Abhyuday: Today is about gratitude. To the ones who stood by us when we doubted ourselves,
who saw potential in our doodles, and who patiently repeated the same things... over and over...
and over.

Mayraa: And to the ones who, despite all odds and the entire student body, still come back
every single day. You're not just teachers; you're superheroes without capes.

Abhyuday: Toh chaliye, dosto, let the show begin!

SCENE 1 (WORST STAFF MEETING)

Maulik: Sanvi,Ever wondered what happens in those mysterious staff meetings when teachers
huddle together and close the doors? Is it just boring discussions about tests and homework?
Or do they secretly plot how to keep us on our toes?

Sanvi: what could happen besides teachers patiently listening to the head mistress and
discussing.

Maulik:Well, it's time to find out!

Maulik: First up, we’ve got Medhavi Tuli, the Headmistress

Sanvi: Then there’s Anya, who’s so engrossed in her book that the meeting is just background
noise for her. Shayad novel mein kuch zyada hi suspense hai!

Maulik: Atharv Singh is our sleeping beauty oh I mean beast

completely knocked out and dreaming of... who knows what? \

Sanvi: And how can we forget our gossip kings and queens—Abhyuday Gupta and Mayraa
Badonia—jo gossip ka asli matlab samajhte hain!

Maulik: Then we have Rohan Arya—on his phone, aur snacks ke saath full on masti mood
mein!

Sanvi: Last but not least, Myra Mathur—doodling away, shayad apne inner Picasso ko nikalte
hue!

Maulik: So, get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, unexpected twists, and a glimpse into what
really happens behind those closed doors!

Sanvi:Presenting Scene 2: The Teacher Staff Meeting—let the fun begin!

[Scene opens with everyone seated. Headmistress clears her throat to start the meeting.]

Medhavi: Good afternoon, everyone. I hope you all remember that we have our PTM today and
some very important points to cover related to the same, so let’s get started.

[Rohan Arya is munching loudly on snacks and scrolling through Insta, Anya is lost in
her book,Atharv is snoring, Kavisha and Abhyuday are chatting animatedly, and Myra is
sitting quietly in a corner doodling in her notepad.]

Medhavi: (clapping hands) Hello? Am I invisible? Everyone, attention please!

[Rohan continues eating, crumbs falling everywhere.]

(Medhavi approaches Rohan Arya)

Medhavi: , you’re enjoying your meal as if this is a lunch break. (sarcastic) Is the food more
interesting than the meeting?

Rohan A: (smiling) Ma'am, yeh samose bas kamaal ke hain! Aap bhi try kariye na!

Medhavi: (sighs) No, thank you. I’m on a strict "no-nonsense" diet. Can we move on?

[Medhavi turns to Anya, who is deeply engrossed in their book.]

Medhavi: Anya, any thoughts on the new curriculum today the parents wud be asking us about
the change the school has brought?

Anya: (startled) Ji, ma’am? Sorry, I was in the middle of a very critical chapter… uh, yeah,
curriculum—sure, it’s... critical too.

Medhavi: (mock serious) Oh, I’m so sorry to interrupt your ‘novel’ education. Maybe next time,
bring something that matches the syllabus?

[Anya awkwardly closes the book but then just after Medhavi turns to Atharv, she opens
the book again. She looks at Atharv, who is snoring.]

Medhavi: Atharv! Wake up, Sleeping Beast! This is a meeting, not a pajama party.. You even
bought your eye mask with you.(a little frustrated)

Atharv: (wakes up, groggy removing eye mask from his eyes) Huh? Oh, sorry, ma’am. Late
night tha, school ke kaam mein busy tha.

Medhavi: (savage) Really? Kya kahaniyan suna rahe ho? Reality mein toh kaam mein busy
hote nahi ho, sapne dekhne mein hoge!

[Atharv rubs eyes, embarrassed but then puts his eye mask back and quickly falls asleep
again. Medhavi moves on to Abhyuday and Kavisha, who are chatting and laughing.]

Medhavi: Mayraa, Abhyuday, care to share your conversation with the rest of us? Maybe we
can all have a laugh?(sarcastic)

Mayraa: Ma’am, we were just discussing… um, the... the curriculum.. Right Abhyuday?(Mayraa
pinches Abhyuday under the table to respond the same)

Abhyuday: (nodding) Haan, haan, exactly! Bilkul curriculum ki baat ho rahi thi aur to kuch hum
soch bhi nahi sakte.. As you can see mam we are very serious we take our jobs seriously unlike
others!

Medhavi: (sarcastic) Oh wow, aap dono toh planning mein ITNE experts hain! Bolo, school ko
circus banayenge ya mela?
[Mayraa and Abhyuday exchange awkward glances.]

Myra: Mam I think Circus is better option.. And what a great day, today is PTM.

Myra: we definitely won't lack jokers especially today.

[Medhavi turns to Myra, who is doodling.]

Medhavi: yes Miss Myra so will you take the initiative of organizing the CIRCUS. Aur aapka
jokers se kya matlab tha

Myra: Actually I meant….uhh Nothing

Medhavi: any which ways.. I genuinely think that you all should learn something from Miss
myra, She has brought her picasso out. What brilliant plans are you drawing up?

Myra: (showing doodle) Ji ma’am, I was just… designing… uh, ideas for Circus Today just as I
told

Medhavi: Wow, Picasso! And you are very fast but Agli baar circus ki jagah staff meeting room
decorate kar dena. Lagta hai, yahaan zyada zarurat hai!

(Medhavi turning to Rohan Arya again with a little smile on her face thinking he must
have been working on the agenda but gets disappointed immediately )

Medhavi: Rohan I didn’t expect ki mujhe firse tum par aana padega, I expected better from you
but aapka dhyan to phone pe hai.

Rohan A: (quickly hides phone) Ji ma’am, bilkul dhyan yahi hai! Just ek important message tha,
bas wohi dekh raha tha…

Medhavi: Important, right! Let me guess—pizza delivery? Ya phir nayi movie ka update ya jo
apne apni 3 hours me 4th meal order kari hai usko swiggy par track karna?

Rohan A: (smiling sheepishly) Actually,... teeno and mam baki cheeze apart apko pata hai
Dominos ne ALL NEW CHEEZE VOLCANO PIZZA LAUNCH KIYA HAI (enthusiastically)

Medhavi: (savage) Oh, so multi-talented you are! Bhot khabre hain aapke paas Dominos ki..I
hope aapko ye bhi pata ho ki hamare school ne apna teaching method change kiya hai, we are
all digital for the last 2 months.(sarcasm)

Rohan A: Oh Really(shocked) kal tak to me 600 g ki maths ki book se padha raha tha.. When
did this happen?!?!

Medhavi: alright. …so lost you are.

Medhavi: murmurs I can't tolerate all this

[Medhavi stands up, clearly frustrated.]

Medhavi: You know what, forget it. Jab aap log decide kar lo meeting ka agenda, mujhe bata
dena. Aaj ke liye, meeting over!

[Medhavi exits the room angrily. The teachers all look at each other, then burst into
laughter, completely unfazed.]

Mayraa: So, snacks, doodles, and a power nap… this was a productive meeting, right?

Atharv: (removing his eye mask from his eyes) Absolutely! PTM aur curriculum ke baare mein
toh discuss kar liya na, bas kaafi hai.

Rohan: (munching snacks and having difficulty in speaking) Agli baar bhi isi tarah manage
karenge!

[Scene ends with everyone continuing their distractions.

Scene 1 narrators ( PTM GONE WRONG)

Sanvi: Whoa?!?! Staff meeting are really is mixture of Laughter and surely disappointment
Maulik: For the very first time in your whole life you are right
Sanvi: Whatever!! K so before we get lateeee
Sanvi: aaj hum kuch dhamakedar karne wale hai, today’s play is about the fear of almost every
student but for some it is kabhie khushi kabhi gum.

Maulik: So let us introduce you all to our dramebaaz-oh wait sorry, i mean our actors for today

Sanvi: today we dive into the khatarnaak world of Parent-Teacher Meetings, where students like
Atharv Singh, the ‘ultimate excuse master,’ face the ultimate challenge—trying to survive while
teachers reveal the ‘raaz’ of their report cards!

Mauilk: But Atharv has a trick up his sleeve—his sister, Sanvi Jindal, who’s going undercover as
his mom! What could go wrong, right?

Sanvi: Joining them, we have the stars of the show—Teachers, played by Kohana and Rohan
Mazumdar, ready to spill the beans on everything from missing homework to the latest trends in
creative excuses!

Maulik: And every class has that one student who’s always in trouble. Enter Krishang—the bully,
the guy who thinks everyone else is just an extra in his action movie.
Sanvi: Then we have Gursehaj, the bookworm, who probably knows more about the syllabus
than even the teachers do! And let’s not forget Aahana, the ‘meme queen,’ always ready with a
joke… even if it’s at her own expense!

Maulik:And oh, the parents! The real VIPs of any Parent-Teacher Meeting. Watch out for Kashvi,
who’s the parent of our meme master Aahana and the ever-diligent Gursehaj!

Sanvi: So, let’s see what happens when everyone’s favorite event—the Parent-Teacher
Meeting—turns into a rollercoaster of laughs, awkward silences, and maybe a few secret
high-fives under the table. Presenting Scene 1!

Scene 2 Starts

Kohana (Teacher): (looking at her watch) "Where are Atharv's parents? The meeting was
supposed to start 10 minutes ago."

Rohan M (Teacher): "I heard some weird things about this family. Let's just get through this."

(Sanvi enters, dramatically adjusting her shawl.)

Sanvi (Sister pretending to be Mother): "Namaste, teachers! Sorry, main thoda late ho gayi thi

Kohana : You must be Ms. Jindal please have a seat . Anyways , let us talk about you sons
performance

Sanvi : Bataiye Ma'am mera beta kya karta rehta hai school mai aur school se koi curriculum
change ke bare me notice aaya tha vo kya tha?

Kohana: stutters… mam vo uhh

(kohana to Rohan M: all thanks to Krishang bach gye)

Krishang : Yo teachers , am I in trouble again

Kohana : Krishang , tum yaha kya kr rahe ho !?

Krishang: Ma'am I am here to listen to what you have to say about Atharv .After all he is my best
bud .(Hitting Atharvon his shoulder)

Atharv : More like my worst nightmare

Krishang : (Threateningly)Tune kuch Bola kya .

Rohan M: OK Krishang you can stay but Don't disturb. Please have a seat .
(Krishang casually picks up a chair and proceeds to leave the classroom)

Kohana : What are you doing!?

Krishang : Ma'am sir said "have a seat" .

(showing off jaw line as always after keeping the chair down)
Rohan M : I meant sit down .(frustrated and at a higher tone)

Kohana : Achha, let's get back to the topic.

Rohan M: Dekhiye Ma'am aapka beta school mai Pura din bunk maarta hai , uski koi bhi copy
submitted nahi hai .

Kohana : Agar submitted hai bhi to work incomplete hai .

Sanvi : HAI MAA , MATAJI . Esa ho hi nahi sakta . Mera beta aisa nahi hai

Atharv (Muttering): Overacting mat karo unhe samajh aa jayega ki aap meri behen ho.

Sanvi (Muttering) : To kya tujhe daant khilwaoo

Rohan M: We are not accusing your child of anything . We are just looking out for him.

Kohana : We would suggest that you pay more attention to your child .

Rohan M: If you have any other queries we are here to answer them or if you want to meet any
other teachers you can go to their respective classes and talk to them.

Sanvi : Thankyou Ms. Kohana and Mr. Rohan . Hum dono chalte hai

Kohana : Ma'am report card late jaaiye .

Krishang : Ekkkk second . Sach Sach btaiyo . Teri behen hai na ye .

(Atharv and Sanvi's faces go pale)

Sanvi : Nahi beta!!!!! Mai iski maa hi hu .

(Sanvi and Atharv leave the classroom)

Atharv :Just hi bache hai

Sanvi : Iske liye mai teri agle chaar mahine ki pocket money khaungi.
Atharv: Fine whatever (eye roll)

Kohana: Well that was….

Rohan M: Lets just say.. Interesting

Kohana: Lets just get ready for the next one, ok so who is next??
Rohan M: Oh you really need to get ready for this, its… Aahana

Kohana: Im quitting

Rohan M: There she is

Aahana:Hello, Teachers So... what if we just skip to the part where I’m doing ‘great’ in class?

Kohana:Hi Aahana Sure, right after we review the... ‘highlights’ of your excellent academic
performance and we will surely not forget your report card. (being a little sarcastic)

Kashvi: (Worried) Mujhe toh dar lag raha hai beta. Aahana ke chakkar mein pata nahi kya
sunne ko milega!

Aahana: (Grinning) Mumma, main toh seedhi-saadhi bachi hoon! (Mom, I’m just an innocent
kid!)

Gursehaj: Seedhi-saadhi? Tumne kal Science lab mein explosion kar diya tha!

Kohana: (Alarmed) Science lab ka incident?!

Rohan: (Trying to keep things light) Arre, woh experiment tha na, thoda ...uh.. zyada successful
ho gaya!

Kashvi: (Exasperated) Aahana, yeh kya shaitani hai?

Aahana: (Shrugging) Science interesting banani thi, Mumma!

Rohan M: (Laughing) Well, mission accomplished. Sabko yeh hamesha ke liye yaad rahega!

Rohan M: Acha, ab thoda padhai ki baat karte hain.

Kohana: (Looking at the report cards) Uhh uhm , Gursehaj, excellent work as always. Saare
subjects mai iske achhe no. aaye hai.

Kashvi: Mera beta toh itna samajhdaar hai!

Aahana: Well we call it boring not “samajhdar’ !

Kohana: Turning to Aahana’s report card, Aahana, tumhare marks... (Pauses) Acha ye batao,
tumhare answers itne alag kaise hote hain?

Aahana: Mai apne har ek answer mai creativity dikhati hu miss!

Rohan M: (Chuckling) Creativity se yaad aaya,question tha “ in which battle did shah jan died”
And Hamari very intelligent. Aahana miss ne likha, His last one!

Kohana: Aur History mein tumne Napoleon ko Paris ki shopping karne bhej diya?

Kashvi: (In disbelief) Aahana, yeh tum kya kar rahi ho?!

Aahana: Mumma, boring History ko thoda, interesting banana tha .

Kohana: yehi nahi abhi aur hai, hamare paas toh tumhara answer ke pure pictures hai.
(smartboard plays the video made by Sanvi)

Rohan M: Well now thats some creative answers!

Rohan M: and lets admit aahana tum artist toh ban sakti ho .

Ahana (dramatically): thank you sir, ek aap hi hai jo mujhe samjhte haui .

Kohana: Dekho, Aahana. Padhai mazak nahi hai.

Kohana: Aur Gursehaj, tum toh Aahana ko thoda samjhaya karo!

Gursehaj: Miss, main koshish karta hoon, lekin yeh sunti hi nahi hai!

Kashvi: Chalo, tum toh ghar chalo

Gursehaj: Oh aahana, ur in big trouble today.

Sanvi: Wow! Parent-Teacher Meetings are always a riot, aren’t they?

Maulik: Not always as this one

Maulik: I think Miss Myra was right, this really was a circus
Ending

(Mayraa and Abhyuday step forward, laughing as they glance at the teachers still goofing off in
the background.)

Mayraa: Arre wah! Looks like our teachers had quite a productive meeting... productive in their
own special way, of course!

Abhyuday: Bilkul! If only all meetings were this fun, toh school zyada interesting ho jata!

Mayraa: Aaj toh sabne apni asli rang dikhayi! From snacking to napping, doodling to chatting, I
think they’ve mastered the art of... kaam se kaise bacha jaye!

Abhyuday: And Medhavi ma’am... poor thing! She tried so hard to keep them in line, but it
seems our teachers have their own rules!

Mayraa: Par sahi kaha ma’am ne, ek din toh pakdenge! Until then, I guess they’ll keep turning
these meetings into their own personal entertainment show!

Abhyuday: So, there you have it—ek aisi staff meeting jismein discipline toh gaya out of the
window !

Mayraa: Agli baar (Next time), who knows what these teachers will be up to! But one thing’s for
sure—it’s going to be a blast!

Abhyuday: But well i think we should stop dreaming about this whole chaos, after all i'm pretty
sure, hamari teachers won't be like our mahan students, munching in between of staff meetings

Mayraa: That's true, students ne toh in sab mein expertise kar rakhi hai, koi inse sikhe. It felt like
teachers became students for once?!

Abhyuday: I just hope this never happens, but jokes apart thank you so much to all of our
teachers who taught us so many things, sach mein, hum apne teachers ko dil se thank you
bolna chahte hain

Mayraa: Aap sabki mehnat aur dedication ke bina, we wouldn’t have come this far. Thank you,
teachers, for everything you do for us!

Abhyuday: Aur isi ke saath we hope you enjoyed the madness as much as we did! Until next
time, haste raho aur hasate raho!

Mayraa: Goodbye! And remember, if you ever get caught doodling or snacking in class, just say
you’re preparing for the next staff meeting!

(They both share a laugh and wave to the audience as the scene fades out.)