The top fins on the shark toys pose a risk of “impalement, lacerations and punctures,” the commission said.

Nine of these impalements, lacerations and puncture wounds required stitches or medical attention, according to a Thursday release from the U.S.

It may sound funny to some to describe as “home” a venue that’s featured live shows wild enough to include impalement by cymbal stand.

And then there are the snakes, the tiger, the tiger shark, the extremely wild turkey, the squid attack, the roller coaster malfunction, the levitating bouncy house, the runaway hot air balloon, the roller derby impalement.

Wednesday night’s Season 2 premiere begins with a series of deaths — including an unfortunate impalement.