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    Day 2 The End of Longing

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    Sophie Terrell
    This three-scene play begins with a man found on stage with his head stuck in a turkey in the same way as a scene from "Friends". Matthew Perry, who played Chandler, enters upset and crying. Two more bodies are then found in the same position. Three people then enter dancing with turkey heads and surround Perry as he sobs. A new turkey then descends and a banner asks "More turkey mister Chandler?" to which Perry reluctantly sticks his head in the new turkey as the curtains fall.

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    Day 2 The End of Longing

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    Sophie Terrell
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    This three-scene play begins with a man found on stage with his head stuck in a turkey in the same way as a scene from "Friends". Matthew Perry, who played Chandler, enters upset and crying. Two more bodies are then found in the same position. Three people then enter dancing with turkey heads and surround Perry as he sobs. A new turkey then descends and a banner asks "More turkey mister Chandler?" to which Perry reluctantly sticks his head in the new turkey as the curtains fall.

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    This three-scene play begins with a man found on stage with his head stuck in a turkey in the same way as a scene from "Friends". Matthew Perry, who played Chandler, enters upset and crying. Two more bodies are then found in the same position. Three people then enter dancing with turkey heads and surround Perry as he sobs. A new turkey then descends and a banner asks "More turkey mister Chandler?" to which Perry reluctantly sticks his head in the new turkey as the curtains fall.

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    Day 2 The End of Longing

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    Sophie Terrell
    This three-scene play begins with a man found on stage with his head stuck in a turkey in the same way as a scene from "Friends". Matthew Perry, who played Chandler, enters upset and crying. Two more bodies are then found in the same position. Three people then enter dancing with turkey heads and surround Perry as he sobs. A new turkey then descends and a banner asks "More turkey mister Chandler?" to which Perry reluctantly sticks his head in the new turkey as the curtains fall.

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    The End of Longing

    By
    Sophie Terrell

    2.
    ACT I
    Scene 1
    Curtains are closed. Over the top, a scene from
    Friends plays. The One With All The
    Thanksgivings where Joey gets his head stuck in
    the turkey.
    Once the scene gets to the part where Phoebe says
    Its not supposed to be funny, its supposed to
    be scary. the audio becomes distorted, lower and
    more sinister, as the curtains slowly begin to
    open revealing...
    A man with his head up a turkeys ass lays face
    down in the middle of the stage, completely
    motionless, wearing the same clothes as Joey in
    the projected episode. The projection continues to
    descend into further distortion, the audio clip of
    Joey saying Its Joey! begins repeating itself,
    mixed with various clips of other characters
    saying Joey! in a worried, loud or sad way from
    different episodes.
    Enter MATTHEW PERRY stage left. He looks down at
    the man on the floor and sighs heavily, upset. The
    projection sputters and ends when Joey does his I
    scared you! dance at Chandler.
    MATTHEW PERRY begins to sob as the projected scene
    fades and a final Its Joey! echoes. Lights out.
    Pause. Silence.
    Lights up and a thin woman, also with her head up
    a turkeys ass, wearing the same clothes as Monica
    in the final scene of The One With All The
    Thanksgivings lies stage right. A fez and a
    large pair of glasses lay scattered in front of
    her prone body. JOEY is still lying face down
    stage left.
    MATTHEW PERRY sits between the two with his head
    in his hands.
    Projected behind them we see the scene in which
    Monica dances with the turkey on her head for
    Chandler. It is glitching a lot and there is no
    audio.
    Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton begins to play
    quietly, getting louder and louder as the scene
    continues.
    (CONTINUED)

    CONTINUED:

    3.

    Three other people approach the stage from the


    audience/down the aisles. The audience have not
    been aware of them until now. They also each have
    their heads up a turkeys ass. One is dressed
    vaguely like Ross, one is dressed loosely like
    Phoebe and the other is dressed a bit like Rachel.
    They are dancing, slowly, like Monica is in the
    projection.
    The three make their way on stage and proceed to
    dance around MATTHEW PERRY as he sobs harder.
    This goes on for at least a minute in which
    another turkey descends from the ceiling and lands
    next to MATTHEW PERRY. He looks over at it through
    his tears.
    Over the top of Wonderful Tonight, which is now
    fairly loud, an audio clip of Chandler doing that
    one noise I cant find a clip of where he kind of
    warbles and goes bwarrgh warrlgh and stretches
    his mouth all funny (which might even be an
    impression Joey does of him, I cant remember.
    Everyones seen Friends) plays also.
    When everything is beginning to reach its loudest
    stage, a banner sowly descends from behind them
    with the words MORE TURKEY MISTER CHANDLER?
    painted crudely upon it. As it settles into place,
    MATTHEW PERRY reluctantly shoves his head up the
    new turkeys ass.
    After a moment, the curtains begin to fall.
    END.

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