Scene 2 The Lego Movie
Scene 2 The Lego Movie
Scene 2 The Lego Movie
his apartment and turns off his alarm, he gets out bed yaws
and stretches and walks through to his living room]
Emmet Brickowoski: Good morning, apartment! Good
morning, doorway! Good morning, wall. Good morning,
ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [he
grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is! [reading from the
manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you,
and always be happy! Step one; breathe. [Emmet inhales
and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two;
greet the day, smile and say...
[We see all the Lego citizens opening their window and
yelling]
Lego Citizens: Good morning, city!
[ the citizens all say good morning city]
Citizen: Good morning, city!
Citizen: Top of the Morning to you, City!
[Back to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the
manual]
Emmet Brickowoski: Step three; exercise. Jumping Jacks
him 'em! [he start jumping on the spot] One! Two! Three! I
am so pumped up! [looking at the manual again] Step four;
shower. [Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing
himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of
your--! [he screams as the soap gets into his eyes] [next we
see Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror
shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth. Comb your hair.
[he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair] Wear clothes.
[we see Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he
realizes] Woop! Almost forgot that one! [he turns back into
his apartment and we see him quickly trying on different
outfits] No. No. Uh-uh. No. Not that. Wrong. [he finally
wears his construction uniform] And that's it, check. Step
nine; eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in
your life. [we see him sitting in his living room eating his
breakfast alone, he turns to his plant] Hey, planty! What do
you want to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too! [he turns
on the TV showing President Business giving a
presentation]
President Business: Hi, I'm President Business, president
of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take extra
care to follow the instructions... [whispers into
microphone] ...or you WILL be put to sleep. [shouting] And
DON'T forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week! That's the
day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my
love! Have a great day, everybody!
Emmet Brickowoski: You have a great day too, President
Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear
more of...wait! Did he say put to sleep?! [suddenly Emmet
gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]
TV Presenter: Tonight on "Where are my Pants?"
Actor on TV Show: Honey? Where are my pants?
[he steps out showing that he's not wearing any pants and
we hear canned laughter, Emmet laughs hard at this and
falls of the couch]
Emmet Brickowoski: What was I just thinking?
I don't care. Step eleven; greet your neighbors. [we see
Emmet walking to work and saying hi to everyone he
passes] Hey, Joe.
Joe: Hey, pal.
[Joe, carrying a massive pole turns nearly hitting Emmet
who quickly ducks]
Emmet Brickowoski: Woh. [Emmet spots someone he
knows across the street] Hey, Surfer Dave.
Surfer Dave: Hey, brah. [walking down the street]
Emmet Brickowoski: Oh, good morning, Sharon.
Sharon: Oh, hey, pal.
[suddenly her cats starts walking out of her apartment]
Emmet Brickowoski: Oh, hey, Jasmine. Dexter. Andy!
Loki, Brad, Leroy, Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior, Jeff.
[Emmet gets into car and drives into work] Step twelve;
obey all traffic signs and regulations. Step thirteen; enjoy
popular music. [he turns on the radio]
Radio DJ: Top of the charts again, it's "Everything is
Awesome".
Emmet Brickowoski: Oh, my gosh! I love this song!
[the music starts playing]
Music on Radio: Everything is awesome. Everything is
cool when you're part of a team. Everything is awesome
when you're living a dream.
Emmet Brickowoski: Always use the turn signal, park
between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in
exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry
cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to
smile. [we waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down
the street] Always root for the local sports team.
[Emmet and the Lego citizens shouts]
Lego Citizens: Go, sports team!
Emmet Brickowoski: Always return a compliment. [to the
male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you
look nice. [everyone turns to Emmet]
Lego Citizens: So do you!
Emmet Brickowoski: Drink overpriced coffee! [inside the
coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barrista: There you go. That's thirty-seven
dollars.
[Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with
excitement]
Emmet Brickowoski: Awesome!
[Emmet walks to work with his 'overpriced coffee'
following the line of all the other construction workers
doing exactly the same
Construction Worker: Did you see "Where are my Pants?"
last night? [everyone replies at the same time] Classic
episode.
[the Everything is Awesome" music continues to play in the
background as the Lego construction workers get into
position]
Foreman: Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says
here that anything that's weird then blow it up. [the workers
start blowing up the buildings] Alright, everyone, let's make
it look exactly like it does in the instruction.
Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need one-by-two
keyhole!
Emmet Brickowoski: No, problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2: Two-by-two macaroni over here.
Emmet Brickowoski: Two-by-tow macaroni flying in.
Here's one, Mel.
[ Everyone chatters around]
Construction Worker #2B Cheese slopes! Cheese slopes!
Come on, everybody.
Emmet Brickowoski: Roger that, Roger.
Gail; Can I get a couple of lurps over here
Emmet Brickowoski: Hey, Gail.
Construction Worker #3: Hey, guys. Watch me drill this
down. [ everyone cheers.]
[they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet Brickowoski: Man, I feel so good right now! I can
sing this song for hours!
[5 Hours Later; everyone at the construction site is still
singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to
the end of the day]
Construction Worker #1: When you're part of a team!
Wooh! Yeah! I'm going to the Sports Bar after work tonight.
Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get
crazy!
[as the other constructions workers start leave together,
Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet Brickowoski: Chicken wings! I love chicken
wings!
Construction Worker #2: Yeah, who wants to share a
croissant with this guy?
Emmet Brickowoski: Croissant! I love croissant!
Construction Worker #3: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant
sausages!
Emmet Brickowoski: Giant sausages! No way! [nobody
pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] You
know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special
people in my life. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you... [suddenly
Emmet slams into a construction post, falls and a gust of
wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand] Ah, no!
Wait! Guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet
chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to
carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying
on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [as he retrieves the
manual and turns to leave he hears something and stops] I
think I heard a whoosh. [Emmet goes to find the sources of
the noise] [we see a hooded figure holding a device that is
searching for a relic, just as they relic is detected Emmet
notices the hooded figure] Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this,
but uh...I don't think you're supposed to be here. Yeah, as
the rule specifically states; works light closes at six, it's
a hard hat area only. [looking at the hooded figure's outfit]
That's not official safety orange. [Emmet reads from his
manual] If you see anything weird, report it immediately.
[he grabs his phone] Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report
yyyyyyyyyy... [in that moment the hooded figure removes
its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets
is frozen on the spot by her beauty, the girl gets fed up and
makes a run for it] Where are you going? Miss,
I didn't mean to scare you! I'm so...aaahhh! as he starts
going after her he trips and falls down a big hole in the
ground] [as Emmet falls underground he gets continually
knocked about] Hello! [he lands on his back in an area
where half the walls are painted in rainbow colors] Hey,
that's not so bad. [suddenly he starts to fall again and gets
knocked about further until he finally falls to the ground and
notices a giant block encased in crystal which is shining
brightly] What is that?
[he hears a voice coming from the block]
Voice: Come here.
Emmet Brickowoski': What do I do? I don't have my
instructions.
[the voice from the giant block gets louder]
Voice: Touch the piece.
Emmet Brickowoski: I feel like maybe I should touch that.
[Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block,
he becomes completely transfixed and steps over his
instruction manual, he slowly extends his hand and touches
the block and immediately gets a vision which includes
Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]
Vitruvius (VO): A Special one with face of yellow, will
make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge
underground...
[Emmet then passes out]